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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Bwog In Bed: Death Of A Meme Edition

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butler is not for love!!
bwog in bed
day 2
international students
motivate us pls
our real procrastination tip is b@b
put on CC for those bollywood songs or just let them wash over u
reading week
ted cruz
we are shameful addicts
we're always in the mood for some mopey songs
writing bwog in bed in bed

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Cohen

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but are you GS?
but how many tattoos really?
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get columbia to pay for your porn! fight the power!
Hanna Cohen
iceland
jk we know you're not GS
our coöp mom
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
taking time off is the best
wisdom from the College

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Orgo Night Posters Are Back (And They’re Better)

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69 semi annual ;-)
baby daddy
back and they're better
bryson tiller
but barnard has jjs place
cumb
cumb to 209
don't (play this song for him)
don't (skip orgo night this year)
malia obama
no more jjs place sugar daddies
no one is safe
orgo night
orgo night posters
varsity show
will their jokes make u cumb?

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Get Shit Done (An Instrumental Study Playlist)

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alternative suggestion: just pull up the soundtrack of your favorite movie on youtube
playlist
remember when doctor who season 5 was airing and we had no idea how shitty moffat's writing would turn out to be? those were the days
shoutout to symphonic band music for going hard
there was going to be anime music on this playlist but then we reevaluated our life choices

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Senior Wisdom: Freida Steiner

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assonance is the best
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cool sociology
low key prepping for Latin rhetorical techniques
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
so her favorite class was one at the College?
so many s's
the magnolia tree is dead sorry barnard
you like the worst pizza—it is known

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SGA Talks With Trustee, Frances Sadler

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barnard bearoness out
board of trustees is as transparent as a brick wall
ccsc won for the best last meeting of the year
HAGS
hinkson is the zodiac killer
sadler + sanders = sandler
SGA is meh
tfw sga moves all the important shit to internal

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Bwog In Bed: The Beginning And The End Edition

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bwog in bed
coffee is a drug but we can't live without it
smoking kills but only slowly
that coffee comment reminds us of something we heard once: "If cocaine wasn't addictive I would do it all the time"
we love bwog in bed

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Field Notes: The End Of Times Edition

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field notes
if this is your last weekend on campus/you're done after this friday we hate you but we also want to be you
like if you relate to the custard
like if you relate to the void
referencing frost and dante in one post? that's a lot possibly too much (much like finals)
to quote macbeth: all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
what is a weekend really but a collection of moments we will eventually forget

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