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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Bwog in Bed: One Last Push

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 4 Comments

The end is almost in sight. As our neighbors take off for home left and right, we bid you good luck heading into those last couple finals. It’s only a few more hours of misery and procrastination until freedom, but that doesn’t mean it was easy for Bwog to get out of bed this morning. […]

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Bwoglines: Five Senses Edition

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autism
bwoglines
can this muppet join the cast of avenue q too??
children are so goddamn delicious tho
chillary
chillary clinton tho amiright
hansel and gretel
i love the smell of parkinsons in the morning
yum!

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Chess Boy Digs Deep Into Chess (And Life)

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bwog still has a lot of questions for chess boy
how is chess boy's love life?
is chess boy good at chess because he's naturally talented or because he spent his whole life playing chess?
is chess boy seeing anyone? does chess boy WANT to be seeing anyone?
who still even owns a handkerchief?
why does chess boy want to go to yale when columbia is clearly superior?

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Overseen: Anonymous Role Model Reminds Us To Be Present In The World

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a ferris bueler's day off quote feels really appropriate right here
don't let those midterms get you down! have some chocolate!
flying to the moon would be a really great way to get out of a calc midterm
overseen
remember to be present in the world kids
unless you're lactose intolerant - in which case have some sugary candy or something

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#TBT To Before Barnard Became Barnard

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'nothing's worthwhile unless you can exclude someone'
#tbt
alternative post title: '#tbt to when donald trump would've wanted to send his daughter to barnard'
gossip girl: 1890s barnard edition is a show bwog would absolutely watch
lecturehop
living in brooks literally cost $1000 per semester in the early 1900s can you imagine
no wonder brooks has those beautiful ornate staircases

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Midterm Day Has Arrived At Last

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but hey! at least this means we're halfway through the semester! officially!
if you actually have a midterm today your prof is either doing something right or part of some kind of secret cult
is the coffee at blue java really worth it when the line is so long though?
midterm day
redbull-infused coffee is a real thing and it's terrifying

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Bwoglines: Unexpected Victories Edition

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bwoglines
columbia alums clearly have some substantial funds
like if you remember when bacchantae did q.u.e.e.n. and electric lady by janelle monae
what was up with that snapchat filter yesterday though
whose idea was that
would a nyc mta bus ever roll into a coffeeshop? no. it would charge furiously into that coffeeshop

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BunsenBwog: I’m Looking at You

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bioethics
BunsenBwog
Bwog does science...sometimes
If Netflix destroyed your vision how many people would give it up?
mice are underappreciated
Ralph Waldo Emerson knows what's up
SCIENCE YEAH
we would never give up Netflix

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Overseen: Something On Butler 9 Has A Taste For Meat

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he probably lives in the bathroom there
that bathroom is seriously awesome though
the creature of Butler 9
trashcans exist you know
What is happening to us
who brings jerky to butler?

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