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Roar Lion(s?) Roar: A Bwog Investigation

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 11 Comments

Since the very beginning of his (interim) tenure, Deantini has closed his charming emails to the Columbia College student body with an egregious perversion of our fair fight song’s title. Though the Band may disagree, the title and refrain of our fight song is “Roar, Lion, Roar.” Deantini, however, has continued to sign correspondence with […]

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Pupdate: Get Out the Vote Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 14 Comments

Today, while doing important reporter-y things and combing reputable news sources for the next big scoop, Bwog received an unexpected call to arms. Mattingly, the lovable boxer who came to relieve stress on campus during finals, needs our help! He and his person are competing for a chance to walk in New Yorkie Runway, a charitable event that raises […]

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They’re On To Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Even though Google spilled the beans about their privacy policy, can we really trust the multibillion dollar corporation to have no skeletons in their closet? Don’t you find it a bit strange that just as they made their announcement, campus surveillance was bumped up a several notches? Also, could this coincidence explain the eerily timely announcement […]

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Overheard: No, Not That One

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 19 Comments

A girl reading The Aeneid on the subway is approached by a random older man. Guy: What are you reading? Girl: The Aeneid. Guy: Oh, I remember reading that. I liked the Iliad better. Girl: Me too. I can’t wait to finish this so I can read the Metamorphoses. Guy: Oh man, I love Kafka. Girl: Yeah, […]

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Lost: Burberry Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

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Free Hacking and Snacking at DevFest

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

DevFest, a “week long application development experience” sponsored by the Application Development Initiative, kicks off today in Davis Auditorium at 1:00 pm. According to a tipster, there will be a bounty of snacks including Chinese food and WestSide sandwiches—ample fuel for the 24-hour hackathon which begins today as well. DevFest runs all week, and features workshops […]

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Happy Name Day, NoCo!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Today marks one year since Bwog deepened our romance with the Northwest Corner Building by polling you, dear readers, to find the perfect nickname. NoCo beat out such worthy contenders as “NWC,” “The Cheesegrater,” and “The Panopticon.” Whatever you want to call it, take a moment to raise a cup of Joe to our shiniest and most […]

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Bwoglines: College Problems Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

It’s another scandalous day in the Ivy League. Patrick Witt, the Yale quarterback who was lauded as a sports hero after he opted to play in the Harvard-Yale game rather than sit for his Rhodes Scholarship interview, has been accused of sexual assault. Turns out the Rhodes committee found out about the (unofficial) accusation and suspended […]

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Are Engineers Bad Great in Bed?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 42 Comments

It appears that our blue neighbors to the North have a serious problem: in an article published last Friday, Yale Daily News reports that Yale’s single men are “maybe-I’ll-just-eat-this-sandwich-instead” terrible at copulating! Bwog is keenly aware of the prevalent hook-up culture at Columbia, so we wondered, what about our men? A wild commenter has already done […]

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Welcome to 2004

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 26 Comments

Bad news, friends: we now have one less thing to bitch about. By the end of 2012, your Columbia-provided email address will change over from Cubmail to Gmail. That’s right—no more of this. According to Spec, to start, “50 to 80 students […] will be selected for the trial run by Shollenberger.” What we want […]

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Let Your Hair Down; Show a Little Ankle

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 2 Comments

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD […]

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When It’s All a Sick Joke

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 8 Comments

Today, a few intrepid Columbia students unsatisfied by ethnically ambiguous dining hall offerings ventured into Hamilton 702 with open minds and empty stomachs for the supposed first lecture of a course entitled “Masterpieces of Western Food.” While immediately put off by the alarming lack of snacks, this audacious reporter stuck it out, for reasons of journalistic […]

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Cultural Superstitions, Round Two

Joanna Zhang 3

but mango is so goood.... *goes vegan for mango*
cultural superstitions
fish = boat??
it's like way too cold to jump into the water on NYE though
the traditional thanksgiving Whole Fish
today is tuesday......... :/

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Running Into People From Home During Break

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always think of what drake would want
bwog gives advice
bwog gives good advice yeah??
bwog looks forward to turkey
food: good
human interaction: bad
kind of?
mrs crabapple sounds like a thanksgiving dessert so don't be scared of her

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Turkey Day At Tom’s

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gravy
if you have FLEX
imagine a Tom's milkshake for Thanksgiving
monks
seinfeld
Seinfeld was actually filmed in a studio in L.A. they just used Tom's facade
thanksgiving at a diner
the person writing this psa has never seen an episode of seinfeld
tom's
turkey
turkey day

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Bwoglines: We’re Ready To Get Outta The City Edition

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bwoglines
movin it like bernie
ready set DUMP THAT HIGH SCHOOL BF/GF/SO
tell me you watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and did not sob
thank u homeless man for saving us all tbh
trump = dump
we want turkey/tofurkey!

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Public Safety Sends Crime Alert For EC Sexual Assault

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breaking
crime alert
east campus
sexual assault

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Field Notes: American Apparel Edition

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"favorite meaty Swipes app" what a call out!!
#CuffingSeason
1020
american apparel
drunken snaps
envisioning the McBain vending machine as a currency exchange machine
field notes
finding yourself on the roof of Havemeyer
good friends don't let their friends CAVA themselves needlessly
good morning
headless mannequins/butts as dorm decoration
literal falls
making out in the showers
stop discriminating against duane reade bears
Symposium
the fall is a lot longer than the rise
they probably knew the ID was fake bc of the new scanning software but they're softies on the inside
tinder

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Snapshots Of Carman Unmoored, Yearning

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carman
carman envisioned as the wild west
dark night of the soul
drake would probably live in furnald tbh
elevator drama
letting the entropy of the universe consume us
rogue hearts
rogue toilet paper
thirst
this is supposed to be the social dorm but we still don't know our floormates' names...but that's probably our fault
we took that picture of the tree before halloween so imagine how long it's been waiting to be relevant

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Seniors, Let Us Bask In Your Wisdom

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bwog senior wisdoms 2015
do you remember reading these with excitement and trepidation as a pre-frosh/first year
let the flames of wisdom warm you as the weather cools down
nominate your friends/enemies/frenemies
okay but no one can compete with an actual owl
there is no shame in nominating yourself
vs actual wisdoms
winter wisdoms

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