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Personals: Claire, CC ’14, and Eric Donahue, CC ’15

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 34 Comments

Bwog Personals continue with the lovely Claire and Eric Donahue. Interested parties should contact us at personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your big date. Name, Year, School, Major: Claire, CC, 2014, Film Studies with possible concentration in Physics or Astronomy Preference: feminerd for Star Wars fan boy Hometown: The ATL (no really, people say […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Cooking With Bwog: Atkin’s Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 3 Comments

In this week’s Cooking with Bwog, Master Chef Matt Powell faces a special difficulty on his quest for culinary dorm conquest. To cook a main course without a carb. Gone were the noodles, the rice, the quinoa, and couscous. I didn’t have any additional cookware this time around, and just a few random ingredients (clementines, […]

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It Begins

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 12 Comments

Potentially bad news, Columbia: Room Selection is closer than you think. In fact, registration opens March 1st. Chances are you’ve already dirtied your hands at choosing friends. Since things are really coming down to the wire, we’re here with two new developments which might help you out: the fates of the frat brownstones and Open […]

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A Conversation with the Founders of the Athena Film Festival

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 0 Comments

Screenings at the second annual Athena Film Festival begin tonight at 6 pm in Miller Theatre. Student priced tickets are available for $7. Alexandra Svokos sat down with festival founders Kathryn Kolbert and Melissa Silverstein. Kathryn Kolbert and Melissa Silverstein (a 30 Rock fan!) come from different professional worlds but have the same goal: to […]

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BiblioBwog: Teatime With Karen the Librarian

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 1 Comments

Oy there skippers! The antwacky Philo posse cordially invites any gadges and manashees to a good ol’ afternoon of jackanories and canking with Karen the Librarian over tea and biscuits. Pip pop cheerio. Seriously though, the Philolexian society is holding teatime this afternoon in Sulzberger Tower from 4 – 6 pm with Karen the Librarian. […]

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The Mighty, Glassy Jungle

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 3 Comments

Last night, Lerner tried really hard to be a fun student center. And a fair number of students decided to play along, filling the glass house with the most students it’s seen since the early-semester package center line. Amongst the awkward collision of students both sober and schwasted, one could find free food, performances by […]

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Overseen: Thirsty in Uris

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 3 Comments

A sign has appeared in Uris warning rowdy B-schoolers to keep it outside. Bwog was wondering why a similar sign didn’t exist in Butler, until we realized the obvious (and sad) answer. When you go to a school that treats its students to a kegger, you need to make sure that the library is an alcohol-free zone. When […]

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Bwoglines: The War on _____ Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 10, 2012 1 Comments

Fighting the war on lame hats Drugs: Latin American leaders call for drug regulation because the War on Drugs isn’t working. (Washington Post) Body Fat: Analysts are slaves to passion. (Yahoo!) Tax Evasion: Society expects something of you! (The Atlantic) Contraception: More fancy hats. (New York Times) Ye Olde Analysts via Wikimedia Commons

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Drinking with Bwog: The Screaming Orgasm

By Bwog Staff on Feb 09, 2012 5 Comments

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching but don’t fret: the lovely people over at Columbia Bartending Agency are here to make you come…to the bar. Experience something special – you can do it yourself or find someone to do it for you. Here we have a drink to make you blush while ordering, and leave your […]

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Saga of the CC ’14 Shirts

By Bwog Staff on Feb 09, 2012 39 Comments

Update: Victory at last! The 2014 Class Council has received permission to use the lion illustration on their shirts. Sophomores in Columbia College are shirtless. They’ve been at Columbia for a year and a half, but still haven’t received any special “Class of 2014” shirts from the Class of 2014 Class Council. Today, the Council […]

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SEAS Study Abroad InfoSesh

By Bwog Staff on Feb 09, 2012 1 Comments

Tonight at 7:30 pm in 627 Mudd the Office of Global Programs will be holding an info session for SEAS students interested in studying abroad. Although once thought impossible, it has now been made doable. Freshman or others who have considered going abroad and want to know how – your questions will be answered. With […]

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Glass House Rocks 2012

By Bwog Staff on Feb 09, 2012 7 Comments

Tonight is Glass House Rocks: the one day a year that Lerner lives up to its design. This wild event comes together on the efforts of SGA, CCSC, ESC, and GSSC and promises to be a rollicking night of fun and joy. This year’s theme is The Mighty Jungle and will feature performances and food from many […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
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but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
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I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
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if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
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bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

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"wait there are men on bwog" "i mean yeah me"
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brownie mix so thick
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canadian geese can get f**ked
clearly students have their priorities straight
James Taylor is bae
special brownies for real this time
we managed to find oregano before finding an egg

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