Being on campus and shopping for groceries are kinda weird experiences right now… but also somehow not really as weird as you’d expect, given the circumstances. Here is a revised ranking of MoHi grocery
Staff Writer and GSSC Bureau Chief (Hey! If I have the title, I might as well use it) Olivia Mitchell reminisces on her first-year at Columbia as it comes to its early close– specifically the
Bwogger Daniel Ortega-Venni has a message of support and personal suffering for all those students with tight breaks between classes.
Feeling a little bit stressed? Midterm season has got you down? Take a quick study break and enjoy some French crêpes with this simple yet delicious recipe! INGREDIENTS 1 cup of flour 1½ cups of milk 2 eggs Pinch of salt Butter DIRECTIONS Combine flour, milk, and eggs. Add salt. Heat a lightly greased skillet. […]
We’ve all been there. You’re peacefully sleeping on a Saturday morning when suddenly, the sonic pits of hell are opened as the fire alarm lining your hallway rings off. Hesitant at first, you contemplate staying in bed and waiting it out yet decide to head downstairs just in case. As you come outside, all of […]
Do you care about a cappella on campus? Neither do we, but it’s final concert season, and we thought we’d take a look at the different groups on campus who are funded by our student life fees and air out some of our gripes. Disclaimer (added 6:45 pm): This post is entirely satirical, entirely based […]
It’s that time of year again: a bunch of theater nerds send us an email at midnight announcing the people who have been budgeted an exorbitant amount of money to put together yet another mediocre Varsity Show. All we have to say is that our left titty could probably write a funnier show. Here’s the full creative […]
UPDATE, 12:20 am, 4/1/17: We have confirmation that this year’s Bacchanal lineup will include D.R.A.M., Mykki Blanco, and Alunageorge. More tickets will be on sale tomorrow (technically today, at this point) for the event! Tonight is the Bacchanal Release Party! Starting at 10pm in the Lerner Party Space, you can catch a live performance and “some hints” about […]