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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Some Liquor for Your Troubles

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 6 Comments

All of those hours you slaved and slaved away in the dim glow of your computer screen writing pages and pages of literary analysis have finally paid off! Well, if you got an A, at least. But we know you’re all super smart. From now until close, the Village Pourhouse is offering a free “Scholar’s […]

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How to Actually Respond to an Air Raid Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 118 Comments

Update: The anonymous artist is Kyle Hom, SEAS ’14. Snaps, Kyle! A rather crafty tipster submitted this piece of lovely Photoshop GIMP art today. It’s just the latest in a range of t-shirts, mugs, and cufflinks (we don’t get it either) inspired by a British Ministry of Information poster from the Second World War. Originally […]

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Klein Denied Diversion To Treatment

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 12 Comments

Adam Klein—the last of the students arrested in Operation Ivy League to begin pretrial proceedings—was denied diversion to treatment in a Manhattan courtroom today, reports Bloomberg. Had he been granted diversion and completed the program successfully, Klein could have avoided a felony charge on his criminal record. “Obviously we’re disappointed,” Klein’s attorney, Alan Abramson, told […]

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THE PUPPIES ARE COMING!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 58 Comments

SUNDAY 1-4 pm FURNALD AND JOHN JAY LOUNGES Featuring Delta Society therapy dogs, Stressbusters back rubs, Columbia Art of Living Yoga, crafts, hot chocolate with marshmallows, and smiling people Presented by The Puppy Coalition and the Student Wellness Project Sponsored by Community Development and Res Programs Pups courtesy of Static416’s flickr (it was a toss-up […]

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A House is Not a Habitat Unless It’s Edible

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 1 Comments

Update: A tipster sent in the gingerbread replica of Low Library now pictured at right. We commend the effort and wonder how PrezBo will like his new sugary habitat. The seasonal studybreaks are proliferating! Head over to the 1st floor Broadway Lounge for gingerbread house building. The organizers, Habitat for Humanity, are making bold claims […]

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Peyton Bell Is “Out of ICU and Doing Well”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 4 Comments

Peyton Bell, CC ’13, who was struck by a car on Broadway last Sunday, has been released from the Columbia Presbyterian Neurological ICU (Internal Care Unit). Becky Bell, his mother, gave the following statement: Peyton is still in the hospital and is out of ICU and doing well. We are hopeful for a full recovery, […]

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Overseen: Stop Pushing Butler’s Buttons, You Guys

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 12 Comments

You’ve seen it before, and you’ll see it again: an elusive group of Columbians start to go a liiiiittle bit crazy during finals season. At this point, we’re pretty sure everyone’s just trying to comply with tradition. In any case, it makes for some quality overseens. The latest chapter, for your procrastinating pleasure:

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CCSC: Council Members No Longer Have to Attend Council Meetings

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 34 Comments

It’s a long one! Our Satow Room Bureau Chief/Muckraking philosopher queen Sarah Ngu has lots to say about Sunday’s CCSC meeting. The Decision At the majority of student council meetings, a remarkable amount of time is spent discussing unimportant details. Recognizing the state of “complacency” in CCSC, President Aki Terasaki made the executive decision (read: it was […]

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Free Food and Knowledge This Week in Furnald

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 3 Comments

Update, 12:33 pm: The event is well underway. There are indeed milk and cookies, but the atmosphere is less than convivial and certainly not conducive to munching. Fifty first-years huddle around a teacher, who said to the silent, scribbling students, “Okay, now construct a thesis to go along with these points.” Bwog knows how this sounds—but […]

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About The 2016 Elections

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2016 elections
back of the envelope
bernie vs hillary
chillary
FEEL THE BERN
feels good man
more like chillary amiright
shits gonna go down
sounds good
these r very important things so everybody take bwog in a very important way oka okay?!?!?!??!?/
this is gettin steamy
WE ARE SEROUS KK????
we know you missed a good b of the e

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Ghoul’d Morning, Welcome To The Halloween Contest

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2015 Halloween contest
2creppy2die
2spoopy2live
can bwog writers even enter????
costume contest
demonic laughter
halloween costume contest
muahahahahahhahahaha
so stoked for this contest man
spooky scary skeletons
ya gotta enter fools

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Bwoglines: Five Senses Edition

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autism
bwoglines
can this muppet join the cast of avenue q too??
children are so goddamn delicious tho
chillary
chillary clinton tho amiright
hansel and gretel
i love the smell of parkinsons in the morning
yum!

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Chess Boy Digs Deep Into Chess (And Life)

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bwog still has a lot of questions for chess boy
how is chess boy's love life?
is chess boy good at chess because he's naturally talented or because he spent his whole life playing chess?
is chess boy seeing anyone? does chess boy WANT to be seeing anyone?
who still even owns a handkerchief?
why does chess boy want to go to yale when columbia is clearly superior?

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Overseen: Anonymous Role Model Reminds Us To Be Present In The World

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a ferris bueler's day off quote feels really appropriate right here
don't let those midterms get you down! have some chocolate!
flying to the moon would be a really great way to get out of a calc midterm
overseen
remember to be present in the world kids
unless you're lactose intolerant - in which case have some sugary candy or something

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#TBT To Before Barnard Became Barnard

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'nothing's worthwhile unless you can exclude someone'
#tbt
alternative post title: '#tbt to when donald trump would've wanted to send his daughter to barnard'
gossip girl: 1890s barnard edition is a show bwog would absolutely watch
lecturehop
living in brooks literally cost $1000 per semester in the early 1900s can you imagine
no wonder brooks has those beautiful ornate staircases

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Midterm Day Has Arrived At Last

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but hey! at least this means we're halfway through the semester! officially!
if you actually have a midterm today your prof is either doing something right or part of some kind of secret cult
is the coffee at blue java really worth it when the line is so long though?
midterm day
redbull-infused coffee is a real thing and it's terrifying

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Bwoglines: Unexpected Victories Edition

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bwoglines
columbia alums clearly have some substantial funds
like if you remember when bacchantae did q.u.e.e.n. and electric lady by janelle monae
what was up with that snapchat filter yesterday though
whose idea was that
would a nyc mta bus ever roll into a coffeeshop? no. it would charge furiously into that coffeeshop

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