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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Bwoglines: Big Deal Edition

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bwoglines
did you "feel the Bern"?
go Emilia Clarke
khaleesi is her title not her name
Lukashenko is definitely a dictator
Lukashenko is literally a dictator
notice how we didn't call her "khaleesi" the entire article?
one in every three pints of beer is a ridiculous amount
remember when Belarussia used to be a thing in Medieval times?
take THAT fact to your next party
we didn't really "feel the Bern"

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Call For Senior Columnists

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call for columnists
how do seniors get their wisdom
the future is wild

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EC Archetype: Party Seeking Freshmen

Finn Klauber 1

beware
carrying with them the stench of axe and pubescence
ec archetypes
that fade
the goddamn ec freshmen
those raybans
we swoon
who wears sperrys WITHOUT SOCKS

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SGA: Administrative Updates And A Brief Divest Update

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2020 is going to be a good year
become a rep
carol the bear
D Spar
Divest barnard
fashun
new lib new life
paris global symposium son
sga
she was wearing some very sensible shoes
silent protest
who rules the world? girls
women's college should divest

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ESC Wants To Get You Softer Toilet Paper

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engineering student council
esc
luis rivera's updates are always v entertaining
package center as always
pls get better toilet paper
seas
thankful for meetings that end early tbh

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Drop It Now Or Forever Take That Class

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bring your advisor flowers after the crap you put them through tomorrow
cya gen chem
fill up on those 1-point classes now folks
psa
strength training 4ever
try your best
we love our deans!

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Bwoglines: This City Sure Is Weird Edition

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bwoglines
down with columbus day
imperialist bastard should not have holiday
jurassic world was pretty ok (and those biceps.....)
paul ryan 2knever
ron paul 2k16
running hog-wild
squeeze me tight squeeze
we love chris pratt secretly tho
we should probably watch home alone before making references to it in our posts.....

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EC Archetypes: The Self-Reflective Smoker

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"I am standing between one world and another"
americans
asthma sufferers rejoice
ec archetypes
field work
finding poetry in the abyss of the reimagined self
is ec a place or a state of being?
laisse tomber
who are you playing ur not 20 ft away from a building

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