If that sorta appeals to you, stop by the crypt of St. Paul’s Chapel at 9 pm tonight. There will be pitches and assignments for the new issue, and, as always, lots of free self-importance, satire, and food. It’s never too late to start with us, be ye frightened first-years, slumping sophomores, jowled juniors, or […]
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