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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Bwog in Bed: One Last Push

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 4 Comments

The end is almost in sight. As our neighbors take off for home left and right, we bid you good luck heading into those last couple finals. It’s only a few more hours of misery and procrastination until freedom, but that doesn’t mean it was easy for Bwog to get out of bed this morning. […]

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Is Anyone Else Wondering…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 17 Comments

On this eerily warm, moist afternoon, if South Field has ever gone the entire first semester without being covered by ghastly (ghostly?) white tarps? Bwog has actually reached out to Facilities to ask this question, and will update with the answer. The weather this semester has been awfully strange. Today’s tropical jungle climate certainly doesn’t […]

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Philolexian Society Presents: 30th Annual Joyce Kilmer (Memorial) Bad Poetry Contest

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"i cannot be milked" is a beautiful line of literature
at this point you might be thinking "bwog is WAY too invested in hamilton" but we swear it just keeps popping up it's not us it's columbia
hamilton wrote.... THE OTHER 21
if you got the room where it happens reference we love you very much
only god can make a tree??? okay well can god MOVE a tree
philolexian society
shout out to maggie the magnolia
what's up with all these advertisements damn it is nowhere safe from america's corporate monster

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Bwoglines: “Finally, More Good News!” Edition

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bwoglines
can we talk about how the french automatically equate normal living to the consumption of food
country goals
once again bwog exposes this world for the capitalist machine it truly is
see how much we care for the columbia population? we're like your parents we just want to see you happy
there are moments where the words don't reach there is suffering too terrible to name
WATCH JESSICA JONES WE PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH YOUR WEEKEND (AND YOUR GRADES)
when have we failed you with recommendations? last time was the ben carson rap and honestly that was incredible
will donald trump just leave us alone

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“Excellently Ignorant”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Twelfth Night

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“be not afraid of greatness” [malvolio says about his yellow knee sock-clad calves]
“he hath been most notoriously abused” same
“to be up late is to be up late” [actor falls over] - very relatable to the college experience
even if you don’t see this show try to get a copy of the program they’re hilarious
if you want to understand duke orsino look up that one photoset on tumblr that interprets disney’s mulan as shang having an extensive gay crisis
kcst
note to whoever made the program: it’s Bwog not BWOG
shakespeare
so much homo only for it to end hetero
william shakespeare: king of dick jokes
william shakespeare: like a frat guy only critically acclaimed
william shakespeare: literary genius in the streets animal in the sheets

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Watching A Tree For Hours Won’t Make You Feel Like Thoreau

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"excuse me but what exactly is happening to that tree" as if anyone can ever truly know
if those workers dropped the tree they would have had to fight all of barnard. plus barnard's parents grandparents and alums
it was a very emotional day for barnard
maggie knows what she's about
maggie the magnolia
the concern about maggie is real
today is maggie day on bwog love it or leaf
who knew moving a tree would be so hard

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Columbia Professors Get Wedlocked

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'the perils of marriage equality' makes it sound like marriage equality is hiding out in the woods somewhere waiting to jump on us with an axe
hide your wife/husband/significant other
if it is lurking in the woods we're probably safe at columbia since we have so few trees
lecturehop
marriage equality is coming to get you
panelhop

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#TBT: The Deep Roots Of Barnard’s Magnolia Tree

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#tbt
bwog loves maggie
everyone loves maggie
she's a strong independent tree who don't need no man
was barnard really barnard before maggie arrived?
where would we be without our favorite tree?

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If You Want To Decrease Your Stress In A Class, Your Day Is Today

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academic calendar
barnard lets you use classes you're taking p/d/f/ for nine ways requirements!!
go barnard! 4 for you barnard!
legitimized slacking off is a good kind of slacking off
thanks columbia for taking away our stress in the little tiny ways
will your professor be disappointed in you for p/d/f-ing their class? probably not. they won't know about it
wish we could take every class p/d/f

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Bwoglines: It’s Gonna Be Okay Edition

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are there any problems that can't be solved by a baby panda tbh
bwog watches a lot of netflix possibly too much
bwoglines
just put a baby panda in the same room as a bunch of world leaders. they'll be compelled to compromise on at least something
like if you remember david tennant in doctor who
what is ben carson's campaign team doing? how do they not know where ct is? (then again does anyone not from ct know where ct is?)

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