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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]

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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.

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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/19

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Relearn how to properly feed yourself by checking out the Greenmarket’s fresh fruit and produce Thursdays and Sundays on Broadway between 114th and 116th. As always, Bwog brings you the highlights. Stop by the info station and flash your CUID for a free, reusable shopping bag Turnips, rutabaga, and carrots fit for hummus-dipping can be […]

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Bwoglines: Video Killed the Columbia Student Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog saw you crying in the Lerner bathroom yesterday/subsequently eating your feelings at Cafe East—don’t worry, we promise we won’t blackout on you again any time soon. CEO of Twitter, Dick Costolo, thinks we shouldn’t, either. (Slate) If our overuse of the whole “blackout” pun wasn’t enough for you, check out the funniest tweets to […]

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Despite 9% Drop, 2016 Still “Most Competitive”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 9 Comments

Today, compounding the stress of nervous high school seniors across the hemispheres, our Office of Undergraduate Admissions released preliminary numbers for the regular decision pool. The stats showed an overall drop in applications from last year, which they attributed both to a normalizing effect from Columbia’s switch to the Common App in 2010, and also to […]

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Meet Mike of the MLS

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 7 Comments

Bwog got a chance to sit down with Mike Mazzullo, CC ’12, three-year soccer captain and star midfielder, to discuss his reaction to the news that he has been drafted to the MLS and his expectations moving forward. Mazzullo will head to Canada this weekend for preseason training with Toronto FC. Bwog: Congrats on getting […]

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While We Were Out

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 4 Comments

Bwog’s first class today was at 4:10 pm! Imagine that. Naturally, this meant 7 am brunch (incl. bottomless mimosas). What can we say? Blame our frugal nature. Blame Canada. Whatever. We blacked out, on a Tuesday Wednesday afternoon. Dazed and confused, we decided to stick to what we know best.

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Congress, Drop the SOPA

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 25 Comments

Hey all, Hope you’re settling back into your overheated dorms and are enjoying the (finally) seasonally appropriate weather. Bwog is looking forward to starting up this new semester, but before we really get into the swing of things, we want to take a moment to talk about something super cereal. Bwog usually doesn’t take upon […]

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To Be Young and in Love

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 11 Comments

Looking for love in NYC sure is tough. That’s why you’ve gotta know what you’re looking for and go for it, directly. With a want-ad. This “strong and beautiful soon-to-be working woman” has no qualms about that. So if you’re male, handsome, and know how to massage feet…

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Lost: Black Anne Klein wool coat

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Mel’s Burger Bar Jan. 17th around 1am. Please return if you took the wrong coat by accident and left with the Anne Klein coat instead of a Forever 21 one. Contact edk2116@columbia.edu if you were the culprit! We can trade

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Identity Crisis

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 3 Comments

“The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss – an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. – is sure to be noticed.” –Søren Kierkegaard

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Bwoglines: You’ll Need Munchies Edition

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420 praise it?
bwoglines
fox news: only the greatest and most important info
homer simpson kinda day
mmm donuts
we've heard dunks dunker's donkdonk dinkie's dobby's daddy's dolores'.....
what if they accidentally packaged a turd in reese's wrapping? merry christmas...

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Field Notes: The Giving Of Thanks Edition

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"are you sure you're not a lesbian yet?"
black friday
come to our meetings for a great celebration loaf
crisis of faith
field notes
it's a sign from above if u get so fucked up after your first drink
keith urban
nebraska
our dealer is our best friend
PrezBo is so PrezBo even on the phone
ritz crackers
thanksgiving
the "faint trace of urine" is probs the administration pissing on ur hopes and dreams
the Bible money for alcohol is def sacrilegious
there are two types of people in the world: those who desperately want to crawl back into their mother's wombs and feel safe and full again and those who hate thanksgiving
Veuve Clicquot
vomiting into your hands while on the F train: a state of mind
we found alcohol in a hopeless place
we survived
we're starting a jessica jones support group so email ur deets to tips to join
what IS stuffing??
wow

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Reminder: You Have Cool Friends Graduating This Term

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bwog gets desperate pt 1 million
bwog was born in its final form and never had to have wisdom teeth removed
do you even go here
do you even have friends
even if you're a failure of a senior the people who will be reading with the most keen eyes will be pre/frosh and you are so much smarter than them!!
real talk: our inbox is overflowing but it's always good to have options
senior wisdoms
we are okay with being trolled
we can't afford to be picky

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Breaking: Activities Board Responds To Accusations Of Bias, Releases Funding Allocations

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abc
activities board
activities board at columbia
breaking

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Bucket List: Peacekeeping, Black Holes, And Venezuela

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a writing prompt: take three random events from this list and make a story out of them
art poetry love loss peace war etc
between pacifism and the need to start drama
bucket list
doing bucket list on monday is about the most crazy we get at bwog
get some culture
stargazing at pupin/not poopin' in pupin
why are all these events when we have class?

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Bwoglines: The Big Reveal Edition

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babywatch
bwog is kinda scared of black friday
bwoglines
planned parenthood shooting
royal fam
the only people we've met more desperate for energy drinks are Columbia students obvs
Turkey going cold turkey
w4m: seeking the red bull thief who bestowed wings on our heart
we don't have enough knowledge to know whether this deal is good or bad
when Internet people become irl people become Internet people

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Bwog Out And A Few Thoughts On Thankfulness

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Adventure Time and Steven Universe are great
beta
Beta is undeniably the best though
Bosses who smoke you out are the best bosses
bwog out
dogs >>>>>>>>>>>> cats
Druuuuuuuuunch
HamDel and Keystone light are great
having Spotify Premium is an attractive quality ngl
what we're thankful for

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Optimizing The Soda Line: A Study

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back of the envelope
bwog math
ferris
JJ's is basically 1020
shamus khan
soda machines
what I learned in AP Stats is

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