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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 20 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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Primal Scream For Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 16 Comments

If you’ve been cooped up in Butler for the past week like we have, you’ve probably forgotten how to use your voice/form words/engage with others. That’s okay. For your sake, and for that of the 2015ers, we’ll repost our comprehensive guide to Columbia’s loudest and most transient school tradition. Finals got you down? Then […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting announcement
happy needless turkey murder day!!
literally just stuff a turkey in your mouth and all your problems will be solved
meeting tonight
or just stuff a turkey in your relative's mouth. that'll shut them right up
shout out to all the tofurky fans out there... god bless
thanksgiving
we love turkey and hate interrogations
why must adults insist on discussing school when we're out of school for four days
you can count on your bwog support system

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The Argentinian Princess Diana: CMTS Presents “Evita”

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cmts
evita
except diana is still so pure in our universal mindset right? like she's so fresh and so clean clean
jk we love you eva
the argentinian princess diana... a solid parallel
we miss you eva
we'll never forget you eva
whereas eva's like... why you always lyin (/money laundering/social climbing)

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Bwoglines: Decisions, Decisions Edition

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bad news: people are still doing really shitty terrible things to each other
bwoglines
good news and bad news this week
good news: an 18yo and a 26yo are no longer dating
good news: decisions are being made
good news: we're trying to make plans to stop those shitty things

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Spec, We Made You A Snapchat Geofilter

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"Near the Heights"
Bwog and Spec are actually friends irl
Bwog hearts Spec
How much of Pinkberry's business is just Spec staff?
Real Question: why is there so much rust on that sign?
Who are we to judge? We don't even have an office.

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Divestment Proposal Rejected, CDCJ Responds

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ACSRI
cdcj
divestment
fossil fuels
here we go again
the world will end soon
we're all gonna die
where is the hope?
where is the love

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How To Do Friendsgiving At CU

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bad puns
butter
Craisins are bae
culinarians
dining hall desserts
dorm kitchens though
food and friends
food puns
Friendsgiving vs Thanksgiving
mashed potatoes
microwaves
milk
sugar and spice and everything nice
tupperware forever
you just got culinary school-ed

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Race, Title IX, And Academic Freedom Discussed At USenate Plenary

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academic freedom
affirmative action
Brown v. Board
divestment
failure to divest
fossil fuels
Not Looking at Course Evaluations
prezbo
profs involved in student life
provost
racism
segregation and racism
so sad
Speeches by PrezBo
Title IX
usenate
why can't we divest

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Bwoglines: Broken Edition

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Apple store
bad news
commercial space edition
life in the universe
Mali
nasa
please keep America open to refugees!
sad news
stars and atoms
stars galaxies cosmology
terrorist attacks
the least we can do
this is why u should buy Droid phone
tryna take an astronomy class next semester
wheeeeee

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