Bwog – Page 1597 of 1989 – Columbia Student News

All Articles

Bwog In Bed: We Haven’t Slept Yet Either

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 14 Comments

Join us in bed as we bemoan the existence of Sunday finals/try to eat an everything bagel without spilling poppyseeds into our bedding (spoiler alert: it’s impossible). Bwogline: We’re a little late in the game to report that a GS alum handed out $50 bills to current students on Friday, in a random act of […]

Tags

All Articles

The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

Sure, it’s Saturday night, but it’s also finals week, meaning that your closest encounter with anyone “dressed to impress” will likely be with this girl. Regardless, that urge to pack up and hit The Heights is probably pretty strong about now. To aid in your decision, we happily present a favorite from the archives, the […]

Tags

All Articles

BwogSalon: Hoot Magazine

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 21 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite otherwriters into the Bwog Bubble. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we asked campus publications to share an article from a recent issue. So […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 42 Comments

In case you haven’t thought about him enough while studying for Principles, Bwog brings you the next victim of Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati, Econ Prof and president of the US Soccer Federation. In addition to these commendable achievements, Bwog would also like to personally thank Professor Gulati with the idea for this series. Cheers! Justify […]

Tags

All Articles

RoomHop: A Cage Fit For a Cage

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 12 Comments

For our latest RoomHop, self-proclaimed Wicker Man fanatic Alison Herman trekked to Plimpton to explore the Cage that celebrates the Cage. Harry Hanrahan’s YouTube masterpiece “Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit“—a four-minute montage of the actor crying, screaming, swearing, and generally misbehaving—may seem like an unlikely inspiration for dorm room decor, but the residents of Plimpton 11A […]

Tags

All Articles

PUPDATE!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 36 Comments

The ultimate study break with crafts, yoga, bluegrass, cider, Stressbusters, and PUPPIES galore is happening tomorrow! According to the Facebook event, a whopping 1200 people plan to attend. This is the stuff of community, folks! Bwog received official word on the crafts selection: expect glitter glue, princess stickers and “80s glam” sharpies, among other festive […]

Tags

All Articles

Overseen in Dodge: Creative Juices Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

So some TAs were apparently enjoying some barley variety of no-no juice in Dodge Hall. And of course it was Brooklyn Lager and Yuengling, because creative types pursuing MFAs aren’t going to drink corporate beer like Anheuser-Busch. Do TAs have finals? Do these TAs have finals?

Tags

All Articles

Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

Tags

All Articles

HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

Tags

All Articles

Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

Tags

Prev 1 … 1,595 1,596 1,597 1,598 1,599 … 1,989 Next

All Articles

Race, Title IX, And Academic Freedom Discussed At USenate Plenary

Joe Milholland 2

academic freedom
affirmative action
Brown v. Board
divestment
failure to divest
fossil fuels
Not Looking at Course Evaluations
prezbo
profs involved in student life
provost
racism
segregation and racism
so sad
Speeches by PrezBo
Title IX
usenate
why can't we divest

All Articles

Bwoglines: Broken Edition

Bwog Staff 1

Apple store
bad news
commercial space edition
life in the universe
Mali
nasa
please keep America open to refugees!
sad news
stars and atoms
stars galaxies cosmology
terrorist attacks
the least we can do
this is why u should buy Droid phone
tryna take an astronomy class next semester
wheeeeee

All Articles

Season In Review: How Do The Lions Stack Up Now?

Max Rettig 1

"the wins at some point will follow" we're all prayin
al bagnoli
bwog tries to understand sports
Columbia Football
columbia football has 1 Ivy title EVER. bagnoli has 9 in 20 years
columbia lions
COME THRU FOR SCHOOL PRIDE
REP THAT PANTONE 290

All Articles

Ambassador Barzun Talks Diplomacy And Digitization

Finn Klauber 0

are u trying 2 tell us that there is MORE to the UK than just doctor who?? sounds fake but ok
Events
has technology come too far
imagine us pointing to a table full of iphones and belting A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD
matthew sounds like a cool dad
started from the top then we got teared down by the british press
world leaders forum

All Articles

Quiz: What Are You Actually Going To Do Over Thanksgiving Break

Maddie Stearn 0

all the most used thanksgiving tags are about breaking up with your long distance partner and that's just.... so beautiful
it's beginning to look a lot like thanksgiving
quiz
quizzes are always there for you even when noone else is
quizzes are friends
the REAL spirit of thanksgiving
you know you'd rather do this than study for your human rights paper due monday

All Articles

Philolexian Society Presents: 30th Annual Joyce Kilmer (Memorial) Bad Poetry Contest

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

"i cannot be milked" is a beautiful line of literature
at this point you might be thinking "bwog is WAY too invested in hamilton" but we swear it just keeps popping up it's not us it's columbia
hamilton wrote.... THE OTHER 21
if you got the room where it happens reference we love you very much
only god can make a tree??? okay well can god MOVE a tree
philolexian society
shout out to maggie the magnolia
what's up with all these advertisements damn it is nowhere safe from america's corporate monster

All Articles

Bwoglines: “Finally, More Good News!” Edition

Bwog Staff 0

bwoglines
can we talk about how the french automatically equate normal living to the consumption of food
country goals
once again bwog exposes this world for the capitalist machine it truly is
see how much we care for the columbia population? we're like your parents we just want to see you happy
there are moments where the words don't reach there is suffering too terrible to name
WATCH JESSICA JONES WE PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH YOUR WEEKEND (AND YOUR GRADES)
when have we failed you with recommendations? last time was the ben carson rap and honestly that was incredible
will donald trump just leave us alone

All Articles

“Excellently Ignorant”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Twelfth Night

Bwog Staff 0

“be not afraid of greatness” [malvolio says about his yellow knee sock-clad calves]
“he hath been most notoriously abused” same
“to be up late is to be up late” [actor falls over] - very relatable to the college experience
even if you don’t see this show try to get a copy of the program they’re hilarious
if you want to understand duke orsino look up that one photoset on tumblr that interprets disney’s mulan as shang having an extensive gay crisis
kcst
note to whoever made the program: it’s Bwog not BWOG
shakespeare
so much homo only for it to end hetero
william shakespeare: king of dick jokes
william shakespeare: like a frat guy only critically acclaimed
william shakespeare: literary genius in the streets animal in the sheets

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:

A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
Hate speech
Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
Personal information about an individual
Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
Spam or self-promotion
Copyright infringement
Libel
COVID-19 misinformation

Connect with us

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Popular This Week

Ask Bwog

Recent Comments

Comment Policy

Menu

Contact

Connect