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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Drama@CU Season 2 Is Here

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damn that's a nice EC view
drama@CU
get this shit on bravo
how do we get casted for season 3?
much drama
student productions man
support the arts!!!
talented classmates alert
tryna get a reservation for frydaddy's this weekend

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Bwoglines: Spectaculars And Surprises Edition

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[mom voice] since when is football considered news?? kids these days
bwog tries to understand sports
bwoglines
etna's twitter account so crazy relatable
LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a shoutout from the hamilton cast to the wiz cast. diverse casting is great
throwback to when you tried to present your makeshift volcano in class but then it all went wrong and you got fake lava on your school uniform
traumatic grade school memories are always welcome here
will there ever be a friday bwoglines that doesn't reference hamilton somehow

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Go Lion Or Go Home: Bwog Reviews Roar Lion Rorchesis

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'expectro patronum!' wub wub wub wub
arts reviews
bwog will support any event involving harry potter dubstep
here at bwog we cannot comprehend feats of physical talent - only be impressed by them
it's exhausting just watching these people dance
orchesis
orchesis gets lift
we wanna be in the roone where it happens

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#TBT To The First Time It (College Walk) Was Lit

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#tbt
a conundrum: if the boring speaker wears a santa hat during his boring speech does that distract from the boringness of the speech or add to it?
annual treelighting ceremony
bwog is really feeling the holiday spirit today
even more than that bwog is feeling the holiday puns today
how do sheep in spain say merry christmas? fleece navidad
if santa rides in a sleigh what do elves ride in? minivans
we'll be here all night folks
what do you get when you cross a christmas tree with a macintosh? a pineapple

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Restaurant Impossible: John Jay Edition

Emma Seely-Katz 1

chef irvine tackles the vegan struggle
columbia dining staff is a++
it's not that bwog watches a lot of cooking shows ... it's just that bwog watches a LOT of cooking shows
journalism at its finest indeed
the real question here is: if chef irvine could restaurant-impossible one cu dining hall should it be ferris john jay or hewitt? who needs it most?
what could be better than food and impressive arms? not a lot

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Columbia Is Ready For Winter (Even If You Aren’t)

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annual treelighting ceremony
bwog loves trees
do it for the hot chocolate
do it for the swag
do it for the trees
how do the trees feel about this awkward weather we're having?
how does the weather feel about the wonderful trees we're having?
tbh alexander hamilton probably skipped the yule log ceremony to write revolutionary essays or something
treelighting
whatever you do it for ... just ... do it

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Bwoglines: Solemn But Not Sorrowful Edition

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bwoglines
is that photo caption a wtnv reference? are there towns in arizona? are there glowing lights in the sky about a hundred feet above the arby's? we just don't know
lilo probably has some great pictures of that mountain featuring clueless american tourists hiking in sandals
so many tree lighting ceremonies are happening this week - is christmas really so soon?
wow. christmas is actually. really. so soon
yes there's bad in the world but these is also good. there is also dogs

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Back Of The Envelope: How Long Someone Has Been In Butler

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actual garbage
back of the envelope
but stuff
Butler coffee tastes like death
Columbia's caffeine addiction
still don't know the identity of the butler beer camper
youth is so wasted on the young

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