At midnight 11:30pm MIDNIGHT (there’s still time—get your asses out there!), rouse yourself from whatever it is that you don’t want to be doing, and vent your emotion, exhaustion, and aggravation on others by smacking them with pillows and screaming your lungs off. Remember the last pillow fight? That was epic. Facebook says 864 people […]
Keep on keepin’ on with the help of some senior wisdom Name, school: Yonatan Gebeyehu, Columbia College Claim to fame: Numerous Columbia theatrical productions, including 115th and 116th annual Varsity Show, playing PrezBo with a white wig and soffe shorts. Where are you going? Staying in New York, I got a job working at a […]
In Hidden Talents, Bwog exposes your classmates as the strange and glorious wunderkinder they truly are. Below, Bwog’s Embers Enthusiast, Atira Main, interviews the vivacious vixen Reina deBeers, a fire breather. If you know a stunt double, hostage negotiator, or curling champion who’d like to be profiled, email us at tips@bwog.com. You may have seen […]
Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae. On 116th and Broadway: Girl: So do you love me or not? Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump. Coming out of a girls’ bathroom: Guy: I don’t understand what […]
Hamilton is FUCKING FULL, kthxbai. (Click the pictures to enlarge) Butler is probably full too, but at least the Hamilton squatters have the decency to leave apologetic notes. Tipped by D.H.
Another senior bestows his fleshy wisdom. Name, School: Nicholas Sanz-Gould, CC Claim to fame: I’m co-president of Chowdah Sketch Comedy, sometimes I have poems published in Quarto and New Poetry, I kinda have a thing for gold shoes, and maybe you listened to my radio show with Peter Licursi. (It was called Boy Polloi.) Where are […]
Bwog is pleased to bring the second edition of our relaxation series. This time, our Scandinavian-in-Residence Ricky Raudales tells you how and why to take advantage of the sauna. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long weekend of studying. Bwoggers, circa 1993 With the dog days of summer mere weeks away, the sauna may not seem […]
One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…
Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]
Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>
While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]
Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]
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