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Palatial Apartments Up for Grabs for Seniors

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 20 Comments

Lucky seniors! Today, Housing sent out an email to members of the Class of 2012 describing a “special housing opportunity” for those that felt the wrath of the Housing Gods earlier this spring. Housing is offering rising seniors, starting with those that received the worst lottery numbers, the option to transfer to apartments with either […]

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Barnard: Where Every Day is Spring Break

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 7 Comments

A year’s tuition at Barnard gets you one year of bona fide Barnard education, or it makes you the owner of Barnard Island, Florida — only 45 minutes from Disney World Orlando! One of our most astute alumni tipsters noted that a recent roundup of private islands currently for sale includes the mythical isle for […]

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Salad Line Is to the Left, Grill to the Right

By Bwog Staff on Aug 01, 2011 13 Comments

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Re: Signing up for Classes and Paying for Them

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2011 14 Comments

Just passing on word that tomorrow, August 1st, will mark the beginning of the second summer registration period. According to an email from Barry the registration wizard Kane, registration will “open on Monday morning, August 1st, at 9:30 a.m.” (Wait what? It’s August!) You can add and drop courses till Friday, August 12th. We noticed a couple […]

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Hawkma Returns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2011 22 Comments

Like the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople. […]

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Lost: Keys

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2011 0 Comments

Set of keys with keychain in the shape of a flattened globe. If found please contact ngb2117@columbia.edu.

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Gay Marriages in New York Start Today

By Bwog Staff on Jul 24, 2011 69 Comments

Love is in the air today, the first day that gay and lesbian couples can legally wed in the state of New York. In the city alone, 823 couples—including two of Mayor Bloomberg’s aides—are scheduled to be married. It’s all thanks to the Marriage Equality Act, which passed late last month. In honor of this […]

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Ain’t Misbehavin’

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2011 16 Comments

Manhattanville’s first installment, the Mind, Brain and Behavior Initiative, is rolling full steam ahead, and they’ve put together this new and exciting video to tell you about it. The building itself will be called the Jerome L. Greene Science Center, and it’s supposed to be done by 2015, by which time there should also be […]

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David Helfand Leaves Columbia to Seek Truth

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 34 Comments

Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]

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Harrison David Pleads Guilty, Sentenced to 3.5 Months in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 61 Comments

This morning, Harrison David pleaded guilty to a felony charge in New York City Supreme Court. He will be sentenced on August 31st to 6 months of jail time (reduced to 4 for good behavior) at Rikers Island and 5 years of probation. Since he already served 2 weeks in Rikers Island before being released […]

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Brown/White/Grey Hawk Down: Rest In Peace, Hawkma

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 21 Comments

We’ve got some (potentially) sad news, folks. Hawkma’s reign over freshmen, upperclassmen, and faculty alike may have come to an end in the wee hours of the night. Though we can’t say for sure whether this is merely a Hawkmimposter, the slain bird does seem to resemble our robust, bloodthirsty friend. Tipster Ze’ev Gebler sent in […]

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I Laughed, I Cried!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 12 Comments

An anonymous tipster just let the more fortunate and securely-housed-since-April Bwog know that summer transfer assignments have been released. Go forth and find your fate. Update as of 07/18: Several commenters have replied that they have not yet received their new and improved homes. We can confirm that some have indeed already been released, so […]

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Bwoglines: Attempted Optimism Edition

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and think of all the bwoglines you have to look forward to!
bacchanal cannot come fast enough
but seriously you guys the world is great just ask the prospies
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forced pep is difficult at 3:30 am

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Bacchtails 2015

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alcohol
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bwog drinks
Im drinking a hipster
jewish and at bacchanal
shit lawn tix
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Survival Guide For Bacchanal 2015

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bacchanal 2015
bacchanal survival guide
everyone should holi once in their life
free bagels
how does one bacchanal?
it's going to be so cold but we KNOW all you girls will be wearing high-wasted shorts
make sure to visit your local friendly fraternity house
please don't be assholes
snapchat stories go 0 to 100 secs real quick
we don't fuck with friends who pass out before bacchanal starts
we should have bought those tampon shots

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Overheard: FYI This Isn’t St. Petersburg

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clubs going up on a wednesday
Does Putin go out on wednesday
just to give you a lol
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this isn't st petersburg
tits out on wednesday

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Housing Reviews 2015: McBain

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Carman 2.0
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freshpeople
housing reviews 2015
Maybe you will eat a salad everyday if you live in mcbain
mcbain
or maybe you will just drink a milkshake everyday
where all the pals at
yes there is wifi!!!!!
you will never wash your clothes

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A Complete Guide To Ensuring That You’re The Best Bacchanal Audience Member EVER

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but first lemme take a selfie
crocodile tears when you lose your phone
does anyone pop lock and drop anymore
is this ultra
party like its 1999
pics or it didn't happen
should I wear a flower crown
where my ipad at???
will my ipad be ruined if it gets wet??

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Bwoglines: All Natural

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and we love iced beer
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California is thirsty!
cheers to Thursday!
CNN is represented today
duffy
my lawn is already dead dude
was Gary Dahl related to Roald Dahl?
We love ice cream
what ya'll up to this morn?
who didn't have a pet rock??

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Student Council Election Results Announced

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