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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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Two Scenes From Day Two

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Scraps from Day Two. Fresh-people, keep sending us those tips: tips@bwog.com! One freshman writes: John Jay was completely packed, with freshmen spilling out onto every available seat outside, especially the lawn. This was a prime moment for Housing to turn on the sprinklers and completely hose everyone. Also in attendance were WKCR volunteers, first trying […]

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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Live at Lerner Holds Amazing Study Break Today

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live at lerner
more things should be herb-crusted
om nom nom
so many study break opportunities out there competition is fierce
stressbusters are one of the 3 best things about Columbia

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Bwog in Bed: First Day of Reading Week (Take 2)

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bwog in bed
gotta hand it to spec their coverage is impeccable
its powered by the steam of our hot breath
moo
MOOOO
red bull gives you wings and diabetes
sit up drank
st a let it rain

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Spotted: Deantini Handing Out Candy Canes in 209

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209 is the hottest place in NYC
bwog wonders if he left a candy cane for all of the campers when they return
deans trying to make us feel better about our imminent hell
go to bed deantini
magic happens in 209
miracle on 115th street
thank you tipsters

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Actual Wisdom: David Vallancourt

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
david vallancourt
finally someone who admits we're all just making it up
it begins
oral is a tricky word to swallow
so no tattoos?

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CUMB: “Look At Us Now”

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CUMB as performance art
dancing poets playing the pied piper’s flute to anyone who will listen
drunken college kids mocking the system
engaging the audience
excuse me but CUMB offers liberty to its audience
john cage references
people running around aimlessly

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Don’t Be Greedy, Get “Greedy”

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nah mean?
star power
student music
support your classmates!
taylor simone
your peers are really very talented

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Tryna Get Enriched

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"the iliad is like gangsta rap"
but if we hear the harlem shake one more time we're streaking through campus
everything now somehow relates to orgo
getting into med school
music videos
nothing actually relates to orgo
orgo
rap
swim team

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Liquid Nitrogen Study Break

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bwog would make a chem joke here but we don't know how
free food
I scream you scream we all scream because finals
IEEE
it sounds weird but it tastes good promise
magic or science? bwog's not sure
sebs
study break
treat yo self 2013
would the term "mixologist" apply here?

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