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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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Labor Day Round-Up

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 3 Comments

A few points of note from today’s lovely Labor Day. Bwog spent $7 on a bagel and orange juice at Nussbaum this morning, and remembered how our money goes so quickly here. Dinner at Mel’s Burger Bar is 10% off tonight and tomorrow with a Columbia/Barnard ID. We also hear that Hewitt isn’t swiping IDs […]

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The Bwogtionary: A Lexicon

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 12 Comments

Like Shakespeare and Sarah Palin, college students enjoy making up new words. HuffPo (that’s Huffington Post to you students who, er, haven’t read this article yet) recently did a piece on the language college students speak at schools that… aren’t Columbia, apparently. Here is Bwog’s comprehensive A-Z lexicon of all the words and phrases you will […]

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Where Morningside Is Actually a College Town

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 6 Comments

Morningside Heights likes to pretend that it is a college town. In recent years, that has been an increasingly difficult image to maintain: there’s about a bank per block between 110th and 116th Streets, and many independently owned stores have closed in the last few years to make room for big chains like Chipotle and […]

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The Bwog Condom Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 17 Comments

Use condoms. Have a good year! Guide by Stephen Davan. Click to enlarge in a pop-up window. RAs and other Good Samaritans, you can download a PDF version of this map for printing in color or greyscale. Columbia Condoms: Gotta Catch ’em All!

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Your Councils Say Hi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 10 Comments

Your student council presidents would like to say hello and impart a few words of wisdom. Listen to them! Lara Avsar, SGA President Welcome (back) to Barnard! I hope you had a wonderful summer! Whether this is your first time on campus or the first week of your last year, get ready for a great […]

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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

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Ménage à Bwog: Infernal Confessions

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because pick up and read sounded sexual anyways
dont have sex! you will get pregnant and die
OH MOANICA
pick up and breed
saint augustine wasn't a bottom?
stinky fingers
the best discussions of sex happened in lit hum
Virgil sounds like Viagra to me

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Free Food! and Being a Good Person

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cause we dont have meal plans
CCO is actually really fun though
community impact saves lives
earl hall is where earl grey tea was made
free food
fun with acronyms
they both taste bad

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Senior Fund Comes A-Knocking

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can you prorate one more year of college?
come smile and look nice
it isn't champagne it's actually franzia
senior fund
we depend on your support not your huge tuition
you are never too young to start giving

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SAC and Columbia Democrats Seek Community-Sourced Reform of Sexual Assault Policy

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cu dems
getting shit done rather than saying you're going to get shit done
policy reform
rape crisis center
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct
transparency
university senate

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ESC: We’re Running Out of SEAS Puns

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Bwog didn't know anything happened in jersey
Bwog doesn't remember their Winter Wonderland
esc
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
shouldn't deans be applying to work here?

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PSA: The LLC Exists

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Bwog Housing
housing woes begin
living on campus is both a pro and a con
protip: skip the housing process and just camp out in the chapel
scott helfrich the superhero
the llc

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PrezBo Releases Statement On Sexual Assault

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community forums
early riser we see
Lee Bollinger
lets make PACSA public
pacsa
prezbo
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct

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Bwoglines: Just SparkNote It Edition

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bringing you the campy news is our job
bwoglines
Cersei should be on Rolling Stone
peanut butter and jellyfish
snitchers get prizes
what does sparknotes have to do with any of this?

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