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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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AskBwog: P/D/F Confidentiality No Longer Questionable

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ask bwog
ask bwog because we know all things and what we don't know we will find out vote bwog 2016
askbwog
but it's okay!
Bwog believes in you
hiding things from your professors in other words hiding that you're not going to do so great
interactions with student affairs
pdf the days away
questionable student as in of questionable academic ability?

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SGA Meeting: Guess Who’s Back

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artsy goings-on
cu dems
oooh winter wonderland so magical so mystical so semi-formal
sexual assault
sga

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Bwoglines: Happy Birthday Edition

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bwoglines
cake so enticing
do you want to see a birth certificate
happy birthday to us
maybe if jay z crashes our party beyonce will come too?
sprinkles on everything all the time

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Ménage à Bwog: Infernal Confessions

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because pick up and read sounded sexual anyways
dont have sex! you will get pregnant and die
OH MOANICA
pick up and breed
saint augustine wasn't a bottom?
stinky fingers
the best discussions of sex happened in lit hum
Virgil sounds like Viagra to me

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Free Food! and Being a Good Person

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cause we dont have meal plans
CCO is actually really fun though
community impact saves lives
earl hall is where earl grey tea was made
free food
fun with acronyms
they both taste bad

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Senior Fund Comes A-Knocking

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can you prorate one more year of college?
come smile and look nice
it isn't champagne it's actually franzia
senior fund
we depend on your support not your huge tuition
you are never too young to start giving

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SAC and Columbia Democrats Seek Community-Sourced Reform of Sexual Assault Policy

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cu dems
getting shit done rather than saying you're going to get shit done
policy reform
rape crisis center
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct
transparency
university senate

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ESC: We’re Running Out of SEAS Puns

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Bwog didn't know anything happened in jersey
Bwog doesn't remember their Winter Wonderland
esc
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
shouldn't deans be applying to work here?

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