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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Columbia Professor Rashid Khalidi Prohibited from Speaking at Ramaz School

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bwog supports open-minded dialogue
controversial professors at it again
freedom of speech
ramaz school
rashid khalidi
those eyes

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Overseen: Peculiar Food Presentation

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bwog loves cake
expiration dates don't exist at ferris
fresh at ferris
fruit and cake
john kerry loves his sticky rice cakes
john kerry: the new spokesmodel of uni
overseen
strange cake decorating
the secretary of state eats diverse foods
those sticky rice cakes look much more appetizing now

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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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bwog video
coming soon to a theater near you
escape from teacher's college
horror
paranormal activity
teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai

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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
and all that jazz
jazz house
jazz not vajazzling
maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
SIC
special interest communities
visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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#mayorprobs
answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
blame it on the chauffeur
bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
get your shit together arizona
rip trees
the forest lived a good long life

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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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but seriously where did Ke$ha go
buy me drinks in a not creepy way
hot body what a commodity
ke$ha 4 lyfe
lithum is for tryhards
NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
Whine up whine up ohhya
YOLO = and excusable fuckup

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We Forgot About Our Vaginas

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actual quote: my vagina motherfucker
dark holes
go grab your mirror and look at your vagina
let's talk about our vaginas
so many middle fingers we loved it
they played drunk in love before the show and bwog already loved it 10/10 would see again
v-day
vagina monologues
we feel bey would be proud of this performance

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Culinary Contrarian: The Liver

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coma bueno
damn i'm hungry
food
foyne or fine?
further investigation is always necessary
hunger
liver
margaritas are actually okay with fish but we say it for ze art
pot cookie inspired writing
y contrarian

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