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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]

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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.

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“Pray for me. No. Seriously.”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 14 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Housing Inquisitor, David Hu, collected the reactions of those lucky souls owning the best housing lottery numbers. Today, he’s back with the not-so-lucky. Bwog: How did you feel when you found out? Loser Less Fortunate Columbian 1: It was actually funny. I just sat there chuckling at myself asking how that number was […]

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Free Food: Indian and Toast, but Probably Not Indian Toast

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 6 Comments

Two rather different entries in the free food log tonight: First, the Columbia University International Relations Forum will be serving a free Indian buffet in advance of a screening of The Sky Below, an award-winning documentary on Pakistan and India. Singh will be in attendance, and a conversation will follow the screening. That’s all happening […]

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LectureHop: Democrats, Republicans, and the Citizens United

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 6 Comments

The Columbia Political Union hosted another in its series of debates between the Columbia Democrats and Republicans. Senior Junior Political Correspondent Derek Huang was there. Ah, debate: an experience normally associated with eager high-schoolers who take themselves too seriously. Last night’s debate, though, involved a different type of hyper-argumentative youth. Last night’s debate between the […]

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Our Very Own Food Truck?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 4 Comments

Food trucks have been all the rage for some time now, and they’ve begun to creep into Morningside Heights. We’ve had the Dessert Truck. We’ve still got the Wafels & Dinges truck. But how about something a bit less sweet, and a bit more personal? How about a student-run truck devoted to serving Columbia and […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

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does that mean there will be opium in the pancakes
midnight breakfast
only one more week
orgo night
psa
roar lion roar
seriously what is their material this semester
take a damn break
there are no scandals this year for them to joke about though
we believe in you!

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Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

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alternative study guides
contemporary civilization
hot
putting the stud in studying
sex puns to save the day
so many dudes though...
the core is totally relevant
those crazy greeks
try using these tag lines as your conclusion tomorrow

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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
break ups
breaking up is hard to do
engineers
industrial engineering
really emphatic answers
tenure

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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

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but raspberry tea is so good
induction induction what's your function
lovely ladies
pbk
pbk 2013
still bitter about the cookies
talented people
unrelated but bwog's friend said she would bring cookies and then didn't dammit you know who you are
what I wouldn't give to have my last name be dragon

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Admissions Sends Class of 2018 ED Letters

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a warm welcome to the class of 2018
class of 2018
early decision
roar lion roar
the first class in which everyone was born after nelson mandela became president
undergraduate admissions

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Day In The Life: First Year With A Job!

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"welcome to columbia"
a warm welcome to 2018
day in the life
disney songs like heigh ho or was that the lumineers?
jj's decreases life expectancy by 10 years bwog heard
one does not simply walk to the 7th floor of hamilton
staff schedules
We kind of can't believe she gets up at seven
we kind of can't believe she goes to bed at 11

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Sigma Alpha Epsilon Loses Charter

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fraternities losing things
frats
hazing
sigma alpha epsilon
the return of the war on fun
war on fun

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Closing Remarks: Every Color Of The Rainbow

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closing remarks
existential questions
finals time
john kender
maybe we just weren't listening
professors were pretty tame this semester
we can all say ridiculous things

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