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Tinder Archetype: International Student Seeking Connections

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 4 Comments

Following our new series of tinder archetypes, we bring you…International Student Seeking Connections! The author would like to remain anonymous because, well, you never know who might be reading… You match immediately, because he already swiped right. Poor dude, he’s lonely. Tinder gives him hope. (These pitying thoughts come later–in the moment, you’re psyched because […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacqueline Basulto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 3 Comments

We’re continuing our series of fall Senior Wisdoms with Jacqueline Basulto, well-known for her work with Alpha Chi Omega and on the NSOP committee. Her advice ranges from getting involved to making friends outside the Columbia bubble. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Jacqueline Basulto, Columbia College, Political Science, Staten Island, NY Claim to fame: 2016 Alpha […]

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How To Hold A Dying Star

By Ross Chapman on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

NASA’s Kimberly Arkand headlined this semester’s last event in the Astronomy Department’s Public Outreach series. In her lecture, she tackled the question of how we visualize something as humongous and invisible as a supernova. In Pupin 301, Arkand began her speech by telling us a bit about herself. While she started out interested in biology, she […]

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Diana Center Café – A Horror Story

By Timmy Wu on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

Junior Bwog Staffer Timmy Wu couldn’t tell Bwog the difference between Hewitt and Diana, so we knew we had to change that. Timmy’s mission was simple: to eat dinner at the Diana Cafe. It quickly escalated into a horror story. They say that your first semester at Columbia will be a very steep, exponential learning curve. Indeed, […]

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Bwog in Bed: How Bill de Blasio Almost Killed Christmas

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 2 Comments

Bwogline: A deer by the name of Jackie Robinson was on death row after the office of Mayor Bill de Blasio captured the deer that was roaming the streets of Harlem. He was about to be euthanised when Governor Andrew M. Cuomo stopped the euthanization, demanding that the deer be released. Although the laws are […]

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Orgo Night: Protest Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 1 Comments

Last night was Orgo Night, which occurs every year as the Columbia University Marching Band performs a satirical skit the night before the Organic Chemistry final to ruin the curve (despite the fact that the Orgo final is never actually the following day). This year, CUMB was hit with its own curveball when, a week […]

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Senior Wisdom: Adam Chelminski

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 2 Comments

We begin our first round of wisdom from the old ones with Adam Chelminski, who was Head Manager of CUMB last year and member of the CUMB “Bored” for three years (a man of power!). Here’s his advice on comfort zones, relaxing, and cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Adam Chelminski, SEAS, Computer Science, Smithfield, RI Claim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Freshmen Suffer Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: After dealing with a federal lawsuit alleging that DeVry University issues deceptive ads, DeVry has agreed to pay $100 million. (The Washington Post) Study Tip: Memorize material in chunks and then review. For, instance, if you have a LitHum final today, try memorizing the plot to the Iliad, then the plot to the Odyssey, and then go over […]

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Orgo Night Review Guide Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

Don’t worry if you couldn’t make it to the review session. Tonight’s windchill was so disrespectful, it felt like a physical manifestation of the Orgo exam itself. But it’s cool (literally), we’ve got you covered with all the answers– find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. FALL 2016 ORGO NIGHT SCRIPT by amara on Scribd

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See What The University Senate Had To Say About Orgo Night

By Sarah Kinney on Dec 15, 2016 6 Comments

In light of the Columbia Administration’s controversial decision to banish Orgo Night from Butler 209, Bwog sent Staff Writer Sarah Kinney to sit in on the December meeting of the University Setting to see if PrezBo had any insight to offer on the matter. Also, read on until the end to see a very exciting announcement (unless […]

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Who’s Pooping In Lerner?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

As finals loom and our oncoming grade deflation becomes a force for sure doom, we often take to studying in strange locations: the eighth floor of Butler, abandoned classrooms in Havermeyer, and even the Lerner ramps. One Bwog staffer particularly fond of those black chairs outside Ferris began studying regularly in Lerner during the later […]

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The Butler Cabin Reservations

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

Last year we recorded some of the strange, absurd, and downright nihilistic room reservations throughout the vast Columbia room reservation network. As the dreaded arctic blasts™ hit our cloistered ivory tower, the true Butler outsiders have turned the room reservation network into an anonymous public slate to scribble fleeting graffiti aimed against the stressful status quo. […]

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Vintage Hairstyles As Columbia Stereotypes

Lauren Kahme 1

columbia stereotypes
comment which one you think you are
glory days of hair
I have tried so many of these
let's be honest I was inspired by columbia buy sell memes for so many of these stereotypes
send to your friends and tell them which one you think they are
stop bwop and roll
vintage hair is so hard to accomplish

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Bwoglines: Indictment Edition

Ruby Mustill 1

andrew cuomo
birds
bwoglines
gauguin
i can’t resist elon musk news
i love it when you call me big bwoppa
maybe birds don't work for the bourgeoisie
poppin bwottles
tesla
the cybertruck

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Club Hop: Esperanto Society

Eliza Staples 0

been around the world don't speak the language
clubhop
esperanto
i get so excited about languages
jason derulo could benefit from learning esperanto

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Laundry Rooms As Campus Bodies of Water

Jenny Zhu 0

bwog for all your news needs
choose your fighter
this is something we all needed to know
warm and clean vs. burning and dirty
would these bodies of water agree?

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Top 10 Tips For Making A Thanksgiving Dinner

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bwop it like it's hot
bwopitlockitpolkadotit
can you believe Caroline doesn't put anything inside her turkey
cooking with bwog
email us if you have a good cranberry sauce recipe please
one time I made an entire Christmas meal all by my lonesome so yes you can make one side dish
thanksgiving
this reminds me of the friends episode where they got stuck in the turkey

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Barnard First-Years Unable To Register For Experience Courses

Nicki Camberg 1

barnard
breaking news
first year experience
registration

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Shoutout To The Person Who Exposed Us As A Propaganda Machine On Columbia Confessions

Jake Tibbetts 0

Baudrillardian--gestalt
columbia confessions
I would like to see a duel between PrezBo's weather machine and Bwog (the mind control machine)
stoner-turned-anti-marijuana-crusaders get our voice
the racoons tell us what to write

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You Might Think It’s Fucking Cold But Imagine Being From California

Nicki Camberg 3

but don't worry i shall soldier on for as icon cardi b said "a hoe never gets cold"
don't mock me i'm aware how pathetic this is
hell is walking into a lecture hall from the freezing cold but the heater is on so high you need to disrobe all layers immediately
i like fake sweater weather where i can wear like jeans and a denim jacket not this parka or death environment
i would wear gloves for my lil fingers but i am a screenager who needs to use her phone
the disparity in temperatures between outside and inside is horrible and i hate it
weather

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