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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

By Amara Banks on Dec 09, 2015 2 Comments

If you were like us last week, you had no idea why Deluxe suddenly closed down. Even stranger was how it quickly reopened, with almost no notice in between. We had sadly given up on our old restaurant-friend, so imagine our joy when it came back, like a phoenix from the dead. However, not all […]

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 1 Comments

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year—research paper season! However, we know you’re nowhere near finishing your paper and it’s probably due in the next day or so. Instead of stressing in Butler over how you’re going to fill the last 1,000 words of your 10 page paper, we have a few tips to get […]

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Eat Pray Love: Level One

By Lila Etter on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

In 2006, Elizabeth Gilbert wrote Eat, Pray, Love, a memoir detailing her adventures in three different countries and across two different continents. She spent four months eating in Italy, three months finding her spirituality in India, and the rest of the year falling in love in Bali, Indonesia. Fast forward to 2015: Bwog has decided […]

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GSSC Chooses Gala Venue And Votes On Funding Requests

By Joe Milholland on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

GS has its ups and downs. But nobody can deny that their parties and celebrations are anything less than awesome. Student government expert Joe Milholland tells where the GS gala will be and what it will be like. On Tuesday night, the General Studies Student Council (GSSC) voted in their general body meeting to hold […]

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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 08, 2015 11 Comments

Yesterday evening, the Inter-Greek Council (IGC) held elections for their board, including the election of a new Judicial Board Chair. An anonymous tipster sent us details on the election process, accusing current IGC Director of Internal Affairs and Sigma Nu member Teddy Finkelstein, CC ’17, of unfair organization of last night’s elections. In addition to organizing the elections, […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

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SGA: Fighting For Rights

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 08, 2015 0 Comments

This week’s SGA update brought to you, as always, by staffer Caroline Montgomery, heats up campus even as December marches on. This week, SGA was heated (like our earth! 60 degrees in December!?). The the main agenda was for Associate Dean of Student Life, Alina Wong, to discuss Barnard’s involvement with CUE, the Office of […]

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Call For Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

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Bwoglines: Science Trumps All (Including Trump) Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]

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Breaking: CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 5 Comments

It’s that time of year again folks: the Columbia University Marching Band has released their first round of flyers for this year’s Fall Orgo Night taking place December 16th at 11:59PM in Butler 209. While these posters are definitely less controversial than those of previous years, we expect the event itself to maintain its usual level of offense. As always, Bwog plans […]

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Field Notes: The Organic Meets The Inorganic Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

With finals fast approaching (Oh, hi research paper we never started!!), we observe that the student populace is more receptive to the unnatural melding of the organic (alive, productive) with the inorganic (inanimate, rotting). Below, behold some examples. And as always, send in any contributions to tips@bwog.com or through our anonymous tip form. The Organic […]

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Bwog Finds You Love: Submit Your Personals!

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Rushing An Inclusive Frat

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bro... there's like so many... intersections
if you're reading this instead of watching the s*per b*wl come rush bwog
kumbaya
ngl id be down for a wolfpack howl

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A Showdown With Someone Who’s Also Reaching For The Last Item In JJ’s

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are jj's mozzarella sticks good or are you just depressed
do you think the jj's staff knows me
is it a good or bad thing that the jj's staff probably knows me
more like jj's RACE haha

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Science Fair: New Year New Science Edition

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anyone have "learning more science" as a new year's resolution?
bwog science
did someone say refreshments?
new year new science
science fair

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Bucket List: You’ve Been Chopped Edition

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bucket list
bwog covers events
i spell roone arledge wrong every single time i try to type it and the mistake is always different
i wanted to recommend almost every event on the list this week so honestly just go nuts

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Open Meeting Announcement: What Do We Have To Do To Get You To Come?

Zack Abrams 1

i will not perform any sexual acts on any attendees; just wanna make that real clear
ive never felt so seen
please come to our meeting and eat our food it would make me so happy

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Bwoglines: But What About The Other Time I Wore Blackface Edition

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first bwoglines in a long time
fuck tom brady
kaepernick is skinny
this is like an episode of undercover boss

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Op-Ed: I’m A Lesbian Conservative Poet

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'huh maybe this is something that i shouldn't have said out loud to other people' omg
ah yes the entire state of Oregon
tbh i didnt realize how pretty oregon was until i was trying to find pictures for this post
z btw this is satire

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