While Mr. Gump might beg to differ on the issues, life, and chocolate, tips from around campus have given us a pretty good guesstimate of what boxed goods you’d find awaiting you, depending on the day of the week.

There was a bit of a hullabaloo over the weekend over the leaking of a Senior Underground email announcing that 40s on 40 would be continue to take place. That email though, was at least in part precipitated by an earlier email from the senior class councils announcing the cancellation of a formal 40s event; […]

4/4, 11 AM: We’ve read the comments on this post and we understand why some of you are upset with our deciding to post this email. We absolutely appreciate the importance of any incarnation of 40s on 40, but we also recognize that the secrecy of the event–announced in an e-mail to hundreds of students […]

You can kiss those exorbitant ATM rates goodbye — Spicy Special connoisseur Austin Brauser reports that Crack Del is now taking credit cards with a $7 minimum.  Get your 40s and your deli meats without stopping by Lerner first.