Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]
It’s late. You’re tired. You’ve been sitting in Butler for hours and it feels like it’s never going to end–and you only just got back to campus. It’s not even reading week but it sure feels like it as you cram to catch up on the last semester. Sure, in merely three weeks this will all […]
A “cheese fire” closed off a tunnel in Norway yesterday (yes, you read that right), cementing the idea that Scandinavia is a hilariously strange place. (New York Times) Alright, alright, we all know that the bus can be a little sketchy at times. We can only hope that you don’t use it as an excuse […]
We’re counting down to our meeting tonight. You have approximately three hours to get to our meeting in the SGO at 7 pm on the 5th floor of Lerner. Bring ideas. Bring your envy of Beyoncé’s childbearing hips. There will be free food and a rumored Blue Ivy appearance. Still convinced Beyoncé was created by NASA via […]
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