The frats are either going to permanently ban me from future parties or appoint me to become their designated party planner because of this article. At this point, I’m not sure which outcome sounds worse.

This is a dedication to late trains and frantically texting your friends to apologize for tardiness at each stop on the way.

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This morning, President Bollinger announced the next phase of Columbia’s expansion plan, effective immediately, which outlines Columbia’s immediate absorption under Barnard into a new parent university.

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These simulation elves are burnt out and making some mistakes this week.