It’s your first day at Columbia.  Mom and Dad just drove back to New Jersey, and you are ready to celebrate your newfound freedom.  But wait.  Shit!  You’ve heard that Columbia is an awful party school.  They say the only fun thing to do here is cocaine, but you don’t want to put anything in […]

The Bwog just got a panicky email from CUArts. It turns out the beer for their 6-9pm party (632 W. 125th St., Rm. 205– just 9 blocks and downhill) arrived but the bottle opener didn’t. So. Free food and free beer but it’s BYOO.

See Clown’s sign. Then see Playboy touting the ‘Stend as the center of the universe. Update (1:45 pm): When this Bwog correspondent showed up at the ‘Stend to take some Beer Carnival pictures, she was quickly informed by the Manager that, this being a Saturday, everything was running a bit behind schedule and to come […]

  Jeff Sachs, with you and me together, why, we could end world poverty by Christmas!   More party photos after the jump.

For all you Bwogomaniacs out there, a recap of our launch party, by the numbers, at least as Bwog remembers them: ONE life-size cut-out of Jeffrey Sachs, Columbia’s sexiest sustainable developer. TWO strains of mono. THREE ungraceful moments of, how shall we say, upchuck? SEVERAL socially awkward moments with that guy from Gawker. HUNDREDS of […]

A Bwog correspondent relayed this email. It’s not a joke. Ye Olde Dorkery Abounds at ye CUSFS tonight Ever wondered what “Ye” really meant? Like to fantasize about wearing the clothing of ages where comfort hadn’t been invented yet? Want to pick up a sword and start swinging in a somewhat more legal setting? Come […]