Join the Barnard College Senior Class Council for FREE SMOOTHIES (all-caps theirs) in the Anna Quindlen room–which is apparently right next to Liz’s Place–until 2 pm! It’s as simple as that. Obnoxiously large picture via Wikimedia Commons

An anonymous tipster sent us such a goofy and curt chronicle of yesterday’s scheduled event, we thought it was too good not to share… President of Haiti Michel Martelly did not arrive to speak at his scheduled WLF event. Around 3 pm, half hour after event [was] scheduled to start, introductions and comments by Jeff Sachs and […]