In the first Sunday blessing of his papacy, newly-elected Pope Leo XIV gave a call for peace.

Every time I take an exam I am knocked out for a day.

Betty, when you call me you can call me Al.

Because who doesn’t enjoy a little doomscrolling from time to time?

Flights in and out of Newark Liberty International Airport are being delayed and cancelled due to a staffing shortage.

I can call you BETTY!!!

Shopping around, ignoring finals, etc.

At least tomorrow is the weekend.

It’s almost the end. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of animal abuse. 

Expect performances with sounds you’ve never seen and sights you’ve never heard!

Beloved New York Yankee Juan Soto is moving from Yankee Stadium to Citi Field and I am devastated. 

I can’t feel a thing… I keep looking at my mood ring

What better time to get some extra steps in than while on the phone?

I just died while holding 16 iron ore.

Yeah… We see you.