Let’s ignore the fact that I can’t run.

No, not the rock band.

Fan of the British royal family? Same here! Content Warning: Mention of death and sexual harassment

COVID-19 news! Are you surprised? Content Warning: mentions of death

Because nowadays, there’s always vaccine news to report on.

The biggest climate summit in town is in full swing.

No, this isn’t a new cinematic universe. Editor’s Warning: mentions of sexual harassment

It’s hypersonic! Boogie woogie woogie. Editor’s note: Mention of gun violence

But we already knew that, didn’t we?

But like…also increased COVID-19 travel requirements.

Literal wins, imminent wins, and metaphorical wins—take your pick!

On abortion, mental health, and preserving Native American land.

If you get busted by an RA, just tell them Cuomo said it was okay! Editor’s Warning: Death and gun violence

Because vaccines are getting boosts and morale exists, I guess?

Why yes, the koalas too are getting vaccinated.