Happy Friday! Celebrate the first weekend of fall with Bwoglines.

If cucumbers are 96% water and humans 60% water, does that mean we’re 62.5% cucumber? 

Happening in the World: Recent fires that have scorched over 800,000 acres of Indonesian land have caused “hazardous” air pollution levels and a high concentration of PM10 around the province of Jambi. Thanks to these tiny particles and a phenomenon called Mie scattering, the sky there has turned blood red. (CNN) Happening in the US: President Trump […]

As a new Monday is upon us, it’s time to celebrate with Bwoglines and truly reflect on whether or not you should protest against mandatory attendance.

As I sit in my dorm unable to breathe out of my nose I wonder what I have done to deserve this form of cruel punishment.  It comforts me to know I am not alone in my sickness.

Thank God it’s Friday. It’s a miracle that we made it to the weekend. Celebrate with Bwoglines (and a side of Pastor Joel Osteen you’ve never seen before).

It’s 59° Fahrenheit! Combat the cold with my very first Bwoglines!

Guess who’s sending a car-sized “drone” back to Saturn (technically Saturn’s moon, Titan)? You’re right! NASA’s at it again. 

Wake me up when this mid-September heatwave ends. But first: Bwoglines!

Happy Sunday! Take a break from nursing your hangover or trying to finish an entire weekend’s worth of homework in one night with today’s Bwoglines.

Good morning. Here’s the latest.

Good news! If we trash this planet we might have an alternative 110 light-years away!

Is it tactless to make a joke about North Korean projectiles? 

The school week’s almost over, and so is this sentence. Here’s Bwoglines.

Have a great third day of classes, Columbia! Here are today’s Bwoglines: