It’s Constitution Day, and Bwoglines brings you news from D.C., Australia, and the Upper West Side.

“We all live in a yellow nuclear-powered submarine.”

The return of the woolly mammoths, and the return to New York City’s public schools.

Second is the first to lose, said Abby Lee Miller once.

Time is ticking. Let’s hope we’re making changes soon enough.

Bringing you the headlines to start your Sunday on an informed note.

As we near the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Columbia offers many avenues of remembrance.

Stop trying to make FDOC happen! It’s not going to happen!

The system is broken. When are we going to accept we can’t reform it?

Parisians are eating inside restaurants and receiving fines while New York is lacking in Johnson & Johnson supply.

Nobody ever said the smartphone business was going to be an easy one.

Can’t we just plug up the leak with a little sticker like you do with pool inflatables? No? Life doesn’t work like that?

Easter during the COVID-19 pandemic take two.

This stuff is no joke.

These shoes are a big deal y’all.