When in doubt, piss-based humor always sells.

Quarantine is a game of Sims and we’re all too bored to change our clothes every day.

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda is a real adult with a newly minted alcohol license. She wasn’t going to let a little thing like quarantine stop her from celebrating that with her friends.

Elections are right around the corner, and no, we’re not talking about the 2020 presidential race!

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda can’t actually fight people while responsibly socially distancing, so this will have to do.

Once again, Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda is correct and once again, she will elaborate.

Last semester, Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda (along with Science Editor Sarah Braner) started a book club with her friends and she thinks you should too.

Cons: technical difficulties. Pros: you could be the first person to go to class on a swing set (in your own yard of course).

Welcome to Harmony Hall, that distant land of tiny singles and, according to Ezra Koenig, snakes in the walls.

In the second post in this series, Bwog spotlights the Race and Ethnicity Studies major, an interdisciplinary field of study perfect for indecisive students looking to center issues of ethnicity and race in their education.

Any similarities to the actual experiences of pre-med students have been gleaned from late-night Slack conversations. 

There are dozens of them! Dozens!!

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda had a stunning realization after a clawful (and unfortunately sober) viewing of Cats (2019) and now you have to have it too. She will not be taking questions at this time.

Today’s Bwoglines has all the greatest hits: Brexit, impeachment, and the remnants of the Cold War.

Good morning Columbia! As homework begins to pile up and you realize the semester is actually, really, 100% starting, know that Bwog is here for you when you can’t waste your entire day reading the news on Twitter.