Campus was not bleak this past week and I need to know why.
We showed you how the Class of 2021 is composed of badasses and Cornell-haters. In addition to that, they are very rich and very smart; see below. Very rich Very smart They are also fluent in NY slang Also, for good measure, fuck MIT
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