Columbia says: Middle School Girls Experiment With Science Day Before you know it, they’ll be building meth labs.

It may remind people of their grandma’s apartment, but you heard it here first: Tab – the Betamax of diet soda — is on its way back. Go to Morton Williams and buy a 6-pack. Then, listen to the jingle.Your calorie-free caffeine will never be the same. Update: Shit. It’s caught on.