FREE FOOD! NOW! For once, Columbia demonstrates some awkward love toward its students…with a chocolate fountain and fruits to dip! Soft classical guitar will accompany your Valentine’s Day wistfulness. Sigh… Location: Lerner Piano Lounge–NOW.

The Office of the Dean has created a Valentine’s display in the lobby of Hamilton with enough streamers and shiny hearts to make you sick. Aiding your cause of “crush the pain of loneliness by candy-induced stomach ache” are two large bowls of chocolates.

Cookies and Fruit at the Lerner reception desk! Sorry, boys and girls. All gone.

After braving the mountainous snowfall to end up at the Manhattan Jewish Community Center on 76th St. at Amsterdam, one Bwog correspondent found her urge for ground chickpeas unsatisfied. The Center promised to set a Guiness World Record today with a 12 ft. wide, 500 lb. plate of hummus. Upon arrival, she was told the […]

Our correspondent tells us that there is free pizza in the Scholars & Fellowships Office at 101 Carman Hall.

West Campus is the place for Superbowl mooching. Kick-off is at 6:30 pm with the free food starting in River’s basement at 5:00 pm and then switching over to Hillel at 6:00 pm. While the West End and Nacho’s seem to have the alcohol advantage, we can’t imagine it’s too hard to sneak a little […]

Heard outside a nightclub in Time Square: Jewish female A: What do you call a Jewish dilemma? Jewish female B: What? Jewish female A: Free pork. PAUSE Non-Jewish female (in a confused tone): Oh, I thought you were going to say the Holocaust. That’s a dilemma, right?. Right? – Lauren Zimmerman