This week, you felt it coming on. Your nose got stuffy, you woke up with a sore throat, and by the next morning, your voice was gone. By Thursday night, you were ready for the weekend. You needed this opportunity to recharge and recover. Parties? Nah. Late nights? Nah. You spent Friday and Saturday nights […]
Columbia has long had a penchant for the hazardous. Shopping carts, to your hands. Just by touching them, you risk diarrhea and worse. Sleep deprivation, to your heart. Nearly everyone with a college degree will probably have a heart attack 50 years after graduation. Cancer drugs, to your fetuses. But now, the miraculous techniques of […]
Go bob for apples and get free cider outside Ferris Booth in Lerner! You have until 2 pm! Bwog asked the bobbers: So, how do you guys feel about germs? “Well, an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, so if you get the apple, you don’t have to worry about germs!” Bwog knows who’d […]
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