An ode and love letter. They could never make us hate you, darling Hewitt.
Congrats to this iconic Dartmouth—I mean Barnard—I mean Columbia student!
Happy midterms szn!!! As you avoid studying for your midterms/doing that 10 page essay due tomorrow at 8:40 AM, get caught up with some obscure news you definitely should know about but probably could live without.
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