An ode and love letter. They could never make us hate you, darling Hewitt.
Congrats to this iconic Dartmouth—I mean Barnard—I mean Columbia student!
Happy midterms szn!!! As you avoid studying for your midterms/doing that 10 page essay due tomorrow at 8:40 AM, get caught up with some obscure news you definitely should know about but probably could live without.
Schermerhorn’s Mysteries Resolved
September 11, 2025Amelia Alverson Steps Down As Executive Vice President For University Development And Alumni Relations
September 11, 2025Schermerhorn’s Mysteries Resolved
September 10, 2025You Wish You Were In My Buddhism Class
August 20, 2025