Brokers, landlords unite in subtle White-Wing conspiracy to keep New York segregated What? Discrimination in the sciences? Damn you Larry Summers! Quick, have lots of girls invade Pupin and blow up gummy bears! Asian-American fest lots of work, draws “everyone” Capitalism helps us be able to bear winter, be Christ-like, and remember the expulsion of […]
Lucky Hindus. Every religion should have a “go crazy and throw paint at each other” day. Better than the pictures from this morning are the comments Bwog overheard this afternoon… “I’ve been in the shower for an hour, and my tits are still green.” “I still have paint coming out of my ears. I clean […]
Res Life has declared today RA Appreciation Day! Remember that time your RA stopped your roommate from urinating all over your chest while you were passed out in the hallway? Well, you might not remember, but it happened. So, you better give your RA a hug! …or a Complete New Yorker book and DVD set!
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