The butler’s library has been overdue for investigation. A freshman detective team uncovers the horrifying (and oddly romantic) stories that revitalize Columbia lore. Guest writer Justin Gao recounts the tale.
Staff Writers Chancey Stefanos and Maren Frey take matters into their own hands upon the Diana Center Cafe’s smoothie size switch, putting together an investigation as they gather information and thoughts on the change.
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