Oh how I yearn for your cool, sweet embrace.

You need to free your mind…

A thorough explanation of all changes made to Columbia’s dining halls between the Spring 2024 and Fall 2024 semesters.

We know you’ve thought about it.

It’s a Thursday morning–you’ve already slept through your 10:10 (whoops), and you’re in need of some nourishment. You roll into John Jay at around 11, half-asleep and seeking an egg white omelet, and you’re immediately greeted by Yung Berg shouting/growling, “SE-XY! CAN! I!” It’s a jarring experience–serving yourself some cereal as Drake croons, “I’m trying […]