If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

A recent pizza theft by a renegade, power hungry squirrel was first thought to be an isolated and somewhat magical occurrence. However, a new trend is developing as our favorite photo subjects get more ambitious in their dietary choices. A hapless student eating lunch outside turned away for a moment only to discover her pizza […]

Now, we know this is something we don’t normally do, but this situation is too dangerous to ignore.  Theft continues to abound on campus as a slice of pizza was stolen from the garbage outside Low.  Public safety has sent us a picture of the burglar and warns students to stay on the lookout.