If you give a squirrel some pizzahe’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, but recommend Mozzerodent get himself an agent pronto to resolve this little PR kerfuffle.

Scornful judgment via New York Magazine