After digging through the archives of Butler for days on end, Bwog has finally uncovered Percy Bysshe Shelley’s lost masterpiece. 

Though I speak with the tongues of Bwog and of students, but have not pitches, I am become as sounding Spec, or a tinkling Jester.

Surgery? On our grapes? Come to Lerner 510 at 9pm to find out…oh, and bring pitches. They did surgery on a grape via Bwog Archives

Bwog paid a poetry major to write our next open meeting announcement. However, grapes are expensive, so we only could give them $5. They wrote us  on the back of a dirty napkin from 1020. ‘There once was a student-run blog Dealing with a post backlog. We meet in Lerner 510 On Sundays at 9 pm […]

In honor of Bwog’s first open meeting tonight, at 9:00 pm in Lerner 510, here are two recent translations of ancient Greek poetry. Come tonight for a good time! Sing, Bwogdess, the Open Meeting of Bwog and its location, which gave grapes thousandfold upon the Columbians, hurled in their multitudes to Lerner 510 strong souls of […]

Move over, Emily Wilson and/or Richard Lattimore: Bwog is finally ready to uncover our own translation of the Odyssey. It’s a revolutionary version of the ancient poem that is sure to get the literary world talking; not only in its exacting attention to detail, but also the subtle ways in which we update the text […]

Bwog was recently contacted by the estate of Allen Ginsberg (CC ’48), owing to the discovery of an early draft of his famous poem, “Howl.” We were told it might be of some interest to us, and oh, it definitely was. Read an excerpt of this historic find below. I saw the best minds of my generation rushing Bwog, […]

Bwog was in the Rare Book & Manuscript Library (it was a group field trip) when we discovered a heretofore un-analyzed collection of early English haikus. We’ve done our best to render them in modern English, and boy, was their subject matter surprising.     It’s that time again Sunday means a Bwog meeting So here […]

Woof. Listen, we here at Bwog.com are as wiped out as you. We get it. Bacchanal was yesterday (give us your stories!), and it’s still coursing through our veins (…metaphorically). But the #GrindDontStop, so we’re inviting you to join us for our Open Meeting tonight. I can’t promise that we’ll be energetic, or even very interesting, but […]

  The bad news is that Bwog…       . . . . only has a few more Open Meetings left this semester during which you can join us! That’s right, folks, for a limited time only (until next semester) Bwog is opening its doors to you (yes, you), the doors being those of Lerner 510 (Bwog […]

Grapes. Now that I’ve got your attention, Bwog’s next Open Meeting is happening tonight, at 9:00 pm, in Lerner 510, as per usual. Snacks are provided; good times are guaranteed; the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, will be there. All we ask is that you come with a pitch […]

This Open Meeting Announcement was brought to you by Establishment Religion™ in the form of a classic catechism. Apologies for any potential sacrilege. What is the chief end of man? Man’s chief end is to go to Bwog’s meeting tonight, and to enjoy Bwog forever. What rule hath Bwog given to direct us how we […]

The weather’s been sad and gray for the past few days, and Bwog’s been feelin’ so gosh-darn blue. We were trying to come up with a way to channel this Big Sadboi Mood™, when someone got the idea to pool all of our loose change together and use it to hire Bon Iver to write […]

Bwog came into some money recently, so we paid an up-and-coming rapper to write us a banger of an open meeting announcement. Lil’ WordPress, with over 84 followers on Soundcloud, just might be the next big thing. The results of a well-spent $43.90 are below. Lil’ WordPress, “Open Meeting” Yo, people of Columbia, I’m here […]

(Wide shot of a beautiful meadow. Closeups of: a rabbit twitching its nose; a butterfly landing on a flower; a bead of dew hanging from a blade of grass.) NARRATOR V/O: Everyone has… a purpose. Something which gives their life meaning. (Wide again on the meadow. Nearly bird’s-eye view. We see a young woman wading […]