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Open Meeting Announcement: 5-7-5

Bwog was in the Rare Book & Manuscript Library (it was a group field trip) when we discovered a heretofore un-analyzed collection of early English haikus. We’ve done our best to render them in modern English, and boy, was their subject matter surprising.     It’s that time again Sunday means a Bwog meeting So here […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

Woof. Listen, we here at Bwog.com are as wiped out as you. We get it. Bacchanal was yesterday (give us your stories!), and it’s still coursing through our veins (…metaphorically). But the #GrindDontStop, so we’re inviting you to join us for our Open Meeting tonight. I can’t promise that we’ll be energetic, or even very interesting, but […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Bad News?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

  The bad news is that Bwog…       . . . . only has a few more Open Meetings left this semester during which you can join us! That’s right, folks, for a limited time only (until next semester) Bwog is opening its doors to you (yes, you), the doors being those of Lerner 510 (Bwog […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

Grapes. Now that I’ve got your attention, Bwog’s next Open Meeting is happening tonight, at 9:00 pm, in Lerner 510, as per usual. Snacks are provided; good times are guaranteed; the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, will be there. All we ask is that you come with a pitch […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Forgive Me Father

This Open Meeting Announcement was brought to you by Establishment Religion™ in the form of a classic catechism. Apologies for any potential sacrilege. What is the chief end of man? Man’s chief end is to go to Bwog’s meeting tonight, and to enjoy Bwog forever. What rule hath Bwog given to direct us how we […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: For Bwog, Forever Ago

The weather’s been sad and gray for the past few days, and Bwog’s been feelin’ so gosh-darn blue. We were trying to come up with a way to channel this Big Sadboi Mood™, when someone got the idea to pool all of our loose change together and use it to hire Bon Iver to write […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: This One’s For The Cool Kids

Bwog came into some money recently, so we paid an up-and-coming rapper to write us a banger of an open meeting announcement. Lil’ WordPress, with over 84 followers on Soundcloud, just might be the next big thing. The results of a well-spent $43.90 are below. Lil’ WordPress, “Open Meeting” Yo, people of Columbia, I’m here […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Recruitment Video

(Wide shot of a beautiful meadow. Closeups of: a rabbit twitching its nose; a butterfly landing on a flower; a bead of dew hanging from a blade of grass.) NARRATOR V/O: Everyone has… a purpose. Something which gives their life meaning. (Wide again on the meadow. Nearly bird’s-eye view. We see a young woman wading […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

Hey, look. We get it. This is a very stressful time and you have three finals, six papers and a group project to get done. But you have to emerge from your chosen study cave eventually, and what’s a better place to go than Bwog meeting tonight at 9 pm in Lerner 510? Trick question: […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

It’s Sunday again, and that means it’s time for your weekly reminder that it’s still not too late to join Bwog this semester (big shock, I’m sure). Bring your pitches to Lerner 510 tonight at 9 pm to help us welcome our new editorial board, eat some good snacks, and hang out with the best group on campus. I […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

It’s officially December and that means you’re running out of time to join Bwog this fall. But it’s never too late; just stop by Lerner 510 tonight at 9 pm and find out what you’ve been missing out on all semester! There will be snacks in exchange for your pitches so come on down and […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

Come join Bwog at 9 pm in Lerner 510 to get an early start on your Thanksgiving break. We’ll provide a feast of epic snacks, you provide your best pitches. Honestly, it’s a win-win situation all around. Can’t wait to see you there!  that background is wild via Public Domain

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Open Meeting Announcement

Tonight, 9 pm, Lerner 510. We’ll bring our finest Trader Joe’s snacks, you bring yourself, your friends, and your finest pitches. It might be cold outside but Bwog meeting will warm your heart as you hang out with the best group on campus and stress-eat for your midterms somewhere other than JJs. Hope to see you […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

You know the drill. 9 PM. Lerner 510. Come snack with us, write with us, stress with us, laugh with us… Bring your pitches! We hope to see you all at tonight’s open meeting. Trust me, you won’t regret it. The Bwog fam has a whole lot of love to give. it is raining oh […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

Tonight. 9 PM. Lerner 510. You know the drill. We will see you there for a wonderful, hilarious, passionate discussion about our school, our writing, our aspirations in life — you know how the rest goes. Snacks, like usual, will be provided. Take a study break, and come to Bwog’s weekly open meeting!     […]

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