You probably have as much time to read this as I have to write this.

We don’t have any of the Bacchanal performers but we can guarantee a room that is somehow both hot and freezing at the same time!

I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.

Tell me you aren’t blushing while reading this.

We really are just like Euphoria but without the drugs or sex or crime or drama or…

You know, like a record!

Today, your little weekly invite to the ~hottest~ club on campus is wrapped up in a little poem! Fun!

Your Aunt Cheryl already said she was coming; you might as well come too.

Take a quick break from quantum mechanical anthropology or whatever and remember your educational roots!

Attending Bwog’s Open Meeting will have you shouting “Ye!”

Had to bust out the old thesaurus for this one.

Bwog wants you at tonight’s open meeting more than I want Speak Now (Taylor’s Version).

Get out your magnifying glass and put on your thinking cap for this one…

Why “Shout” when you can attend Bwog’s Open Meeting?