Take a quick break from quantum mechanical anthropology or whatever and remember your educational roots!

Attending Bwog’s Open Meeting will have you shouting “Ye!”

Had to bust out the old thesaurus for this one.

Bwog wants you at tonight’s open meeting more than I want Speak Now (Taylor’s Version).

Get out your magnifying glass and put on your thinking cap for this one…

Why “Shout” when you can attend Bwog’s Open Meeting?

Just like the sun, Bwog is hot.

Five seconds of reading, one hour of meeting, a lifetime of memories.

This beautiful poem is coming right from the heart. You, beautiful human, are coming to tonight’s Open Meeting.

Short and sweet—less and more like Open Meetings.

You can’t argue with these proven benefits.

Imagine this is written on a lipstick-kissed napkin and silently slipped under your door.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… email editors@bwog.com for the meeting link.

The Classics department has shared with Bwog a definitely-for-sure-legitimate alternate translation of Homer’s epic.

Alternatively, Hotel Bwog-ifornia.