Here are the weirdest and most memorable things we heard from the first week of classes, in our semesterly opening remarks compilation.
Professors are bursting at the seams (and mouths) with excitement to be back in the classroom—send us all the lines they use to make their course seem fun and cool before the shopping period is over.
It’s December But I Still Have 99 Meal Swipes
December 4, 2025NOMADS Presents “Teaghlach”
November 26, 2025Silly Doodles I Made In Class This Year
November 24, 2025Silly Doodles I Made In Class This Year
November 24, 2025