Here are the weirdest and most memorable things we heard from the first week of classes, in our semesterly opening remarks compilation.
Professors are bursting at the seams (and mouths) with excitement to be back in the classroom—send us all the lines they use to make their course seem fun and cool before the shopping period is over.
NOMADS Presents “Teaghlach”
October 29, 2025A Super Nice Escape From Midterms!
October 29, 2025Columbia Zetas Join The Make Stride Breast Cancer Walk
October 26, 2025Vegan At Barnumbia
October 20, 2025