Can’t you just drink beforehand, THEN sit on Low Steps? It’s the same basic result. Anticipating getting “shafted” by McBain… …Yet despair not! A SIPA Conference on Africa – can’t think of a joke to put here And, from the annals of history, the Michigan Daily presents: Chill Bollinger. “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed […]

As if you haven’t heard enough: Election news! Election news! Election news! (Happy people with alcohol!) Ollie’s gets sued for being a crappy employer; unfortunately, noodles remain disgustingly greasy  M’ville: Mo’ money, less problems? More about why the RIAA sucks The antithesis of a Columbia student, with reason

Bragging rights for the talented seventh Fixing a (near meteoric) hole where the rain got in “Sometimes I’ll try to swipe and miss [the turnstile in Lerner] and catch it right at [my] groin.” Edit:  Online voting A LINK IN HONOR OF THE FACT THAT THE BANQUET IN HONOR OF THE KING OF SPAIN WAS […]

Diamond Can Take Pressure Rush to Stage, No Rush to Punishment Someone Besides Columbia Trashed at CB9 Meeting: CU’s Business Partner This Article Does Not Tell You How To Get Better Housing “Recylcemania” called a “delightful term” Please Care About Us

Let the spin-doctoring begin: “It’s a victory for free speech and anti-racism.” Kind farewell to Lisa Anderson: “Being in SIPA next to the law school is like living in Mexico on the border of the U.S.” JTS decides to admit gays and lesbians. In other news, sky does not fall. SGB “combats social injustice” by…recognizing groups […]

A Diamond Under Pressure Diamond is a Campus Paper’s Best Friend  Diamonds in the rough not worth breaking the rules  It is hard to make any more “Diamond” puns, but read about this chess grandmaster. “Columbia got some wood at the 2007 NCAA Championships.”  

Students download music, get passively nasty letters (we would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling RIAA!) Young SEAS professors get money to change the world, could give MIT “a run for its money!” Spec explores its inner snob, writes a wine review Also, Op-Ed goes all out on the core, […]

Spec’s Housing Guide, replete with secrets: Gay couples live together without breaking any rules; Freshmen make friends with other freshmen on their floors and relative bombshells:  McBain receiving a second elevator, Wien’s bathrooms to be single-sex. Plus: A lesson in the art of being cliquey and A nod to Barnard  PS: Looks like someone got […]

Army Urged Out of Iraq, Moves Into Harlem  Spectator Misses Great Chance For Meta-Joke, Publishes This Article But how can you be sure with their sunglasses?  “Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.” Bwog notes that it had this story first, a few times over, references its own note, references that, references that…

More letters added to Columbia’s delicious alphabet soup UAlbany students told their teetotalist public service announcement patronizing, lame. We know some substances that could fire their creativity… Plus, without drinking, how could we learn that “blackout activity range[s] from sex to urination to fluent sentences in Hebrew” or forget “social standards, repercussions, your future, and […]

But where will we get our Vietnamese? Well thank goodness we won’t have to risk our health further by walking in the cold. Fencers: salvaging CU Athletics pride since as long as we can remember PrezBo has listserv problems  “I’m not denying that scrota exist” Plus: Have you gotten mugged recently? No? Why not?

ESC upset that people who have to run campaigns claim credit for achievements For the sadly Macless among us  They’re coming, for reals  DOWN WITH FOX (polite version)  Columbia is 75% snobs, then? Chris gets Kerouac envy  Bonus: From an e-mail sent to us last night… “Too bad you are such a bunch of immature, […]

City Council: Freshmen belong at Columbia Cottage, not 1020. Separate, but equal? OFFCAMPUSFLEX OFFCAMPUSFLEX OFFCAMPUSFLEX! Because you can’t dress in drag for Yom Kippur…  

The lab monkeys get to play videogames? For juice? If the money “flew in freely as wine” at the John Jay awards that must have been some party Getting artsy for Manhattanville SPRINGBREAKWOOHOO Taking better care of bias incidents

Minutemen Cry, CU Gives Blanket Apology (but Gilchrist won’t get a cent – he’s hanging out on his cross) BC Health Services Slightly Homophobic Space on VI: The Final Frontier in Lerner This Is What Bwog Is For Solidarity Forever, Solidarity Forever,  Solidarity Forever, Solidarity For Never.. OOHHH snap The awesome EyePoke, later as usual […]