You’re welcome. Yes, you. For what? Glad you asked (see: synergy)—you’re welcome for the second installment of Butler Archetypes! Yesterday’s “Smells Like Weed” portrait should’ve whet your palate; now, brace yourself for a slew of even more Butler-ites. Today, Magnanimous Muffin Sharer Kevin Powers presents us with a vignette of one person whose presence is […]
The Hillel Exec Board wants to help you relax. Take a break from all your stressors and enjoy a back rub from Columbia’s Stressbusters, the team of students with magical hands who deliver neck and back rubs to all! Remember when? Expect “delicious teas, hot chocolate and other serene snacks” from 8–9 p.m. in the […]
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