Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations. Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode: To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI” We mourn the shutdown of yesterday Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy Your open-ness seems so far away. Away from 115th […]
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