Did We Mention That Bagel Is Twenty?
Written by Youngweon Lee
Most bagels, when they turn twenty years old, grow stale and moldy, but not this one. Our own bagel is twenty years old and beautiful and thriving. She is a beautiful bagel and a perfect bagel in chief. Here is photographic evidence of her thriving. I found every single picture on my phone and computer that I could in my exhausted state. This is my favorite bagel and also my favorite titty. By my, I mean Bwog’s. Please wish her a happy birthday by texting her, messaging her, commenting, emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, etc. Happy birthday, Amara! We Love You!!!