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Oh, The Irony

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out this morning.

While a bleak sight, perhaps it is simply part of Facilities’ scheme to make it snow in time for a white Christmas. With one day of finals left, never forget the power of positive thinking.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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9 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Jinxed it, Bwog.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Seriously. Don’t tempt Columbia – she’s a vengeful bitch.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous After this year’s XMAS, I will never be able to read the words “Oh, the irony” again without hearing them in David Offit’s voice.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous what exactly is the point of the tarps?

    also, it took me a ridiculous number of refreshes of the captcha before i found one i could actually read in order to be able to post this.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous To protect the grass all year long for Commencement.

      1. at which point says:

        @at which point they will proceed to cover it in astroturf and build a fort on top of it

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Every time Bwog mentions the lawns, something bad happens.

  • i lol'd says:

    @i lol'd “CARPE TARP”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This photo is seriously fucking with my head.

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